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Re: Computer go BOOM!

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Apr 18, 2013 6:17 am

That was three hours ago! Did it explode and take you with it?
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Re: Computer go BOOM!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:21 am

rEvolutionist wrote:That was three hours ago! Did it explode and take you with it?
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Re: Computer go BOOM!

Post by FBM » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:48 am

Still fighting! But now it's not crashing so much. Occasionally, but no BSOD, at least. I restored Windows to a previous restore point. No progress on the Linux experiment. Took me all day (between classes) just to get it to work out of safe mode. Now I'm all "fuck it" and am going home. Oh, the IT guy never showed.
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Re: Computer go BOOM!

Post by FBM » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:50 am

For some reason, Chrome won't download to that machine now. It tried before, but never was successful. Now it's not even trying. :tearhair:
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Post by Azathoth » Thu Apr 18, 2013 8:53 am

FBM wrote:Still fighting! But now it's not crashing so much. Occasionally, but no BSOD, at least. I restored Windows to a previous restore point. No progress on the Linux experiment. Took me all day (between classes) just to get it to work out of safe mode. Now I'm all "fuck it" and am going home. Oh, the IT guy never showed.
You need to go into the bios and change the boot order. You shouldn't be going anywhere near safe mode
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Re: Computer go BOOM!

Post by FBM » Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:16 am

Tried that early on. Couldn't get it to boot from the USB. :think:
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Re: Computer go BOOM!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:05 am

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Re: Computer go BOOM!

Post by klr » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:12 am

FBM wrote:Tried that early on. Couldn't get it to boot from the USB. :think:
Depending on the BIOS, you might have to press F8 during boot-up to be able to do that.
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Re: Computer go BOOM!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:14 am

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Re: Computer go BOOM!

Post by FBM » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:15 am

@ Zilla: :lol: Since I inherited this ancient POS, I can't be guilty of any of that.
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FBM wrote:Tried that early on. Couldn't get it to boot from the USB. :think:
Depending on the BIOS, you might have to press F8 during boot-up to be able to do that.
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F8 takes you to safe mode, no? :ask:
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Re: Computer go BOOM!

Post by klr » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:20 am

FBM wrote:@ Zilla: :lol: Since I inherited this ancient POS, I can't be guilty of any of that.
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FBM wrote:Tried that early on. Couldn't get it to boot from the USB. :think:
Depending on the BIOS, you might have to press F8 during boot-up to be able to do that.
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F8 takes you to safe mode, no? :ask:
Only once the boot sequence has got as far as launching Windows. It should be possible to intervene before that, but depending on how the boot sequence is configured, you might only have a couple of seconds windows to do this.
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Re: Computer go BOOM!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:22 am

F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8

until you get the Safe Mode up.
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Re: Computer go BOOM!

Post by FBM » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:24 am

Will try it again a bit earlier in the process tomorrow, then. Gracias. :tup: I've got Windows 7 disks, but the fracking CD/DVD player doesn't work. :roll: Genuine POS. I'm thinking about taking a handful of neodymium magnets to the hard drive and pleading ignorance so they'll just replace the whole thing. :plot:
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Re: Computer go BOOM!

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Gawdzilla Sama wrote:F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8F8

until you get the Safe Mode up.
:rtft: I can get into Safe Mode already!
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Re: Computer go BOOM!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:25 am

FBM wrote:Will try it again a bit earlier in the process tomorrow, then. Gracias. :tup: I've got Windows 7 disks, but the fracking CD/DVD player doesn't work. :roll: Genuine POS. I'm thinking about taking a handful of neodymium magnets to the hard drive and pleading ignorance so they'll just replace the whole thing. :plot:
Check your device manager for yellow triangles. Then check your drivers. You can get programs to check all the drivers for currency.
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