Inappropriate Elimination

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Re: Inappropriate Elimination

Post by FedUpWithFaith » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:05 am

You just don't get it you silly woman.

Logic doesn't work. I'll gladly apologize and stop this derail though if you'll just post a pic of yourself in a sexy pose and tell me "it's just for me". Or tell me how you imagine us doing something sexy some day - maybe while baking, having a picnic, or visiting the beach near your house together.

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Post by Cwazy Cat Lady » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:08 am

Hmmm. By your own logic... Why post it for you when I could just post it for a mod privately and get the same result? ;)

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Post by FedUpWithFaith » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:11 am

Now you're learning babe. Now you're learning.

But why would you want to come on to those ugly mods when you got this big sexy boy here in front of you right now - that you know you really want deep down.

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Post by Cwazy Cat Lady » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:29 am

:hum:

Because I could perhaps become this mythical, yet unspecified muse for a whole host of sex threads... (And maybe get to 'hold the reins' a bit, if you know what I mean... ;) )

What in in the FSM's name have you to offer?

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Post by FedUpWithFaith » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:35 am

Why experiment taking an untested path when a proven one exists?

What do I have to offer you ask?

Well, I give very erotic spankings. ;)

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Post by Cwazy Cat Lady » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:56 am

And I never jump on the lap of anyone who calls to me... :yawn:

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Post by ScholasticSpastic » Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:00 am

[mod]Hey, boys and girls, this is your sub-forum moderator peeking in. I see a derail in progress. Please get things back on track lest I be forced to use my powers, find it arousing, and go on a moderating spree throughout the forum. You wouldn't like me when I'm Moddy! :lay:

I'll be consulting with other mods to decide whether to split this derail off. I offer you, Cwazy Cat Lady, the opportunity to make the call as this is your thread. If you don't mind a little cat torture chatter marring your otherwise lovely thread, I'm content to be lazy. But, if you prefer that I do my job, I shall see to it with dispatch. Well, dispatch as defined by when I wake up. I'm going to bed. I'd like to see things a little less flakey in here when I wake up. :what: [/mod]
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Re: Inappropriate Elimination

Post by FedUpWithFaith » Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:07 am

My personanl feeling is that if an OP or a significant number of other posters don't mind the derail you shouldn't do any housekeeping. I thought Cwazy was kidding frankly (though maybe not at first) as we have been playfully having fun. I say do whatever she wants - it's her thread as far as I'm concerned until enough other people have made big contributions to the content. That's my opinion.

What do you want Cwazy?

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Re: Inappropriate Elimination

Post by Cwazy Cat Lady » Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:08 am

Cwazy Cat Lady wrote:Hmmm. By your own logic... Why post it for you when I could just post it for a mod privately and get the same result? ;)
:shifty:

I swear I don't have a digital camera and Photo Booth is disabled on my mac.


Thank you, Spas!!!

Actually it's all good. I like the derail... but you're right--this was a lovely thread. We had better get back to business... Thanks for being litterbox monitor, SS. FUWF's one of those types that doesn't cover and seems to need a little assistance...

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Post by Trolldor » Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:09 am

I still want a retraction of that statement.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:10 am

Cwazy Cat Lady wrote:
Cwazy Cat Lady wrote:Hmmm. By your own logic... Why post it for you when I could just post it for a mod privately and get the same result? ;)
:shifty:

I swear I don't have a digital camera and Photo Booth is disabled on my mac.


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Post by ScholasticSpastic » Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:12 am

Very good, O Tamer of Tiny Lions, it will be as you wish. FUWF, I quite enjoy your diversions. But please take care not to go too far here. I see the Seminary sub-forum as a place where people can show off what they know and I'd imagine that posters here might become more emotionally invested in their subjects than in other sub-fora. We should be careful not to inadvertently cause harm with a poorly-aimed jest. ;)
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Re: Inappropriate Elimination

Post by Cwazy Cat Lady » Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:17 am

born-again-atheist wrote:I still want a retraction of that statement.
You've been silent all this time until now.

As if. :tea:

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Re: Inappropriate Elimination

Post by CJ » Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:14 pm

ScholasticSpastic wrote:Very good, O Tamer of Tiny Lions, it will be as you wish. FUWF, I quite enjoy your diversions. But please take care not to go too far here. I see the Seminary sub-forum as a place where people can show off what they know and I'd imagine that posters here might become more emotionally invested in their subjects than in other sub-fora. We should be careful not to inadvertently cause harm with a poorly-aimed jest. ;)
+1 The Seminary is for serious discussion. Please keep the derails and funny stuff in general please.

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Re: Inappropriate Elimination

Post by Geoff » Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:50 pm

Tangential, but still cat-related:

A good friend of mine is 4 weeks into a 6-week round-the-world holiday, and left the cat alone at home with a cat flap, and neighbours calling in to feed & cuddle her. She's (the cat, not the friend...) recently started "over-grooming" to the point where she's losing fur and developing sores.

My friend's sister has now taken her in at her house to give her more attention (but they're both out at work all day), should/can anything else be done?
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