The Rationalia Blog Roll

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Postby Tero » Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:43 pm

Trump deports EPA, Fish and Wildlife to Canada
Unhappy with the "socialist" thinking in the EPA, and the concern for animals at the US Fish and Wildlife, Trump announced both departments will be deported to Canada.
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I had the heads of both departments come over to the White House and neither seemed to understand it's America First from now on. Either they are unpatriotic or treasonous.

In dicussions with the prime minister last week, I found out they have lots of room and lots of air. The EPA will measure air and they can count all the fish they like in Labrador, their new home. Termination packages will be two weeks pay for any employees who do not wish to go.
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Postby Tero » Fri Feb 24, 2017 2:13 pm

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Postby Tero » Thu Mar 23, 2017 3:49 pm

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Postby JimC » Thu Mar 23, 2017 8:02 pm

Proof that the lunatics have indeed taken over the asylum!
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Postby Tero » Fri Mar 24, 2017 1:35 am

I'm trying to get away from Trump as the main character.

Next one will be on soccer mom who gets paints for Trump protest signs at Target." I have 4 kids and used to work at Hobby Lobby. They would't pay formy birth control."
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Postby Tero » Thu Mar 30, 2017 12:28 pm

Moses Schmidt, 48, father of Matthew (18), Mark (17), John(16), Rachel(15), Thea(13), Mary (11) and Tiffany (9) decided that their new child was the answer to his prayers for Luke, to complete the Gospel theme. The girl, Luke Catherine Schmidt, was baptized Sunday in a private ceremony at the Schmidt ranch.
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Postby Tero » Wed Apr 05, 2017 12:18 pm

Republicans torn on how to Screw America
The Republicans involved in Trump's healthcare reform are all pumped about these positive changes to improving the nation's character. The president is offering you a chance to take responsibility of your healthcare.
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Postby Tero » Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:20 pm

Dessert first at Mar-a-Lago
Trump was getting frustrated at not getting any done and having his Executive Orders blocked. The staff came up with an idea to cheer him up. "Write something you always wanted and we will get it passed." Trump blurted out Dessert First!

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The policy will be effective immediately at Mar-a-Lago. It will then be implemented at the White House on days when there are no foreign guests at dinner.

"You can place the dessert aside, as dinner will be served ten minutes later. I for one will be eating it first" Trump explained.
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Postby Tero » Sun Apr 30, 2017 8:57 pm

Trump Voter Nothing Special
Why did you vote for Trump?
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"To drain the Swamp. I don't want any of my tax going to Special Interest Groups because I am not special. It's a big swamp."
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Postby Tero » Fri May 05, 2017 4:04 am

Republican Thinks Democrats Should Get Jobs for Insurance
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Postby Tero » Wed May 17, 2017 2:58 pm

White House has Official Worst Day
The day began badly. Trump complained about the orange juice in his breakfast. Then he got dressed and marched off to meetings.
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Postby Tero » Mon Jun 05, 2017 12:06 pm

Work in progress. So far I have the title:
Trump to eliminate global warming by privatizing The National Wrather Service.
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Postby JimC » Tue Jun 06, 2017 1:23 am

I'd rather you didn't...
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Postby Tero » Sun Jun 18, 2017 4:47 pm

Trump Bans Federal Water Coolers
These water coolers must go! We have coolers here in DC at the Smithsonian and outdoors and they are all free. We can't have free water anymore, as it favors all the city people.

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