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Ancient flesh-eating 'penis worm' dragged itself around

Post by cronus » Wed May 06, 2015 9:24 am

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/scien ... 28041.html

Ancient flesh-eating 'penis worm' dragged itself around by its teeth, scientists find

Scientists have made an important breakthrough in the study of the unfortunately named ‘penis worm’ species that populated the earth half a billion years ago.

Using electron microscopy Cambridge researchers have been able to reconstruct the teeth of penis worms, also known as priapulids, in minute detail – allowing them to better identify other similar species across the world.

The creatures, which first emerged during the rapid evolutionary ‘Cambrian explosion’ period roughly half a billion years ago, were vicious predators able to turn their mouths inside-out and use their teeth to drag themselves forward.

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Post by JimC » Wed May 06, 2015 9:28 am

Ancient penis...

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Post by laklak » Wed May 06, 2015 2:29 pm

penis dentata?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed May 06, 2015 2:35 pm

Just wait for the penis eating flesh worm. That's the one to really worry about! :shock:
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Post by laklak » Wed May 06, 2015 2:59 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Just wait for the penis eating flesh worm. That's the one to really worry about! :shock:
Those are called "ex-wives".
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed May 06, 2015 3:02 pm

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