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Are you smarter than a 4th grade creationism teacher?

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:29 pm

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Re: Are you smarter than a 4th grade creationism teacher?

Post by Svartalf » Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:39 pm

WTF? That guy can't even study the bible correctly, all that stuff is OT, so why does the test title mention gospel?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:40 pm

It's not even "the Gospels". :hehe:
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Post by SteveB » Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:45 pm

At least the person got seven right.
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:26 pm

The kids were probably smarter before they met whoever set that test.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:31 pm

JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:The kids were probably smarter before they met whoever set that test.
If their parents sent them to that school I would doubt that. Genetics, it works bitches!
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Apr 26, 2013 9:59 pm

http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/sciencetest.asp

Snopes has been digging into it - apparently the dad didn't know the child was being taught this (how can you not have an inkling? :what: ).
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:05 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/sciencetest.asp

Snopes has been digging into it - apparently the dad didn't know the child was being taught this (how can you not have an inkling? :what: ).
Didn't know or never bothered to check?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:06 pm

I'm guessing the latter. You can't assume a religious school would teach anything other than bollocks.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:08 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm guessing the latter. You can't assume a religious school would teach anything other than bollocks.
Oh, I think JimC's school is rather more reality-based than this one.
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Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm guessing the latter. You can't assume a religious school would teach anything other than bollocks.
Oh, I think JimC's school is rather more reality-based than this one.
Pish, Australia.... they think they can prove gun control works simply by having gun control that works! :nono:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Apr 26, 2013 10:23 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
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Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm guessing the latter. You can't assume a religious school would teach anything other than bollocks.
Oh, I think JimC's school is rather more reality-based than this one.
Pish, Australia.... they think they can prove gun control works simply by having gun control that works! :nono:
It's does limit their options when it comes time to shoot believers. :sigh:
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Post by JimC » Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:19 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm guessing the latter. You can't assume a religious school would teach anything other than bollocks.
Oh, I think JimC's school is rather more reality-based than this one.
Pish, Australia.... they think they can prove gun control works simply by having gun control that works! :nono:
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Re: Are you smarter than a 4th grade creationism teacher?

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Bella Fortuna wrote:
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Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm guessing the latter. You can't assume a religious school would teach anything other than bollocks.
Oh, I think JimC's school is rather more reality-based than this one.
Pish, Australia.... they think they can prove gun control works simply by having gun control that works! :nono:
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Re: Are you smarter than a 4th grade creationism teacher?

Post by Hermit » Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:36 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Gawdzilla Sama wrote:
Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm guessing the latter. You can't assume a religious school would teach anything other than bollocks.
Oh, I think JimC's school is rather more reality-based than this one.
Pish, Australia.... they think they can prove gun control works simply by having gun control that works! :nono:
Oh, perleeeeease don't mention gun control, or I will mention that the suicide rate in Australia has not dropped since its introduction, the murder rate has increased at the same rate after its introduction as before, and there were decades of periods between massacres perpetrated by crazed individuals before gun control laws were introduced. None of this matters, of course. I just fear that Gallstones, Seth et al will trample all over this thread with their usual hysterical set numbers.
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