Are you smarter than a 4th grade creationism teacher?
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Re: Are you smarter than a 4th grade creationism teacher?
WTF? That guy can't even study the bible correctly, all that stuff is OT, so why does the test title mention gospel?
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It's not even "the Gospels".
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At least the person got seven right.
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The kids were probably smarter before they met whoever set that test.
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If their parents sent them to that school I would doubt that. Genetics, it works bitches!JacksSmirkingRevenge wrote:The kids were probably smarter before they met whoever set that test.
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http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/sciencetest.asp
Snopes has been digging into it - apparently the dad didn't know the child was being taught this (how can you not have an inkling? ).
Snopes has been digging into it - apparently the dad didn't know the child was being taught this (how can you not have an inkling? ).
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Didn't know or never bothered to check?Bella Fortuna wrote:http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/sciencetest.asp
Snopes has been digging into it - apparently the dad didn't know the child was being taught this (how can you not have an inkling? ).
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I'm guessing the latter. You can't assume a religious school would teach anything other than bollocks.
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Oh, I think JimC's school is rather more reality-based than this one.Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm guessing the latter. You can't assume a religious school would teach anything other than bollocks.
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Pish, Australia.... they think they can prove gun control works simply by having gun control that works!Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Oh, I think JimC's school is rather more reality-based than this one.Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm guessing the latter. You can't assume a religious school would teach anything other than bollocks.
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It's does limit their options when it comes time to shoot believers.Bella Fortuna wrote:Pish, Australia.... they think they can prove gun control works simply by having gun control that works!Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Oh, I think JimC's school is rather more reality-based than this one.Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm guessing the latter. You can't assume a religious school would teach anything other than bollocks.
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Bella Fortuna wrote:Pish, Australia.... they think they can prove gun control works simply by having gun control that works!Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Oh, I think JimC's school is rather more reality-based than this one.Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm guessing the latter. You can't assume a religious school would teach anything other than bollocks.
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Shouldn't that comment have a trigger warning?Bella Fortuna wrote:Pish, Australia.... they think they can prove gun control works simply by having gun control that works!Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Oh, I think JimC's school is rather more reality-based than this one.Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm guessing the latter. You can't assume a religious school would teach anything other than bollocks.
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Oh, perleeeeease don't mention gun control, or I will mention that the suicide rate in Australia has not dropped since its introduction, the murder rate has increased at the same rate after its introduction as before, and there were decades of periods between massacres perpetrated by crazed individuals before gun control laws were introduced. None of this matters, of course. I just fear that Gallstones, Seth et al will trample all over this thread with their usual hysterical set numbers.Bella Fortuna wrote:Pish, Australia.... they think they can prove gun control works simply by having gun control that works!Gawdzilla Sama wrote:Oh, I think JimC's school is rather more reality-based than this one.Bella Fortuna wrote:I'm guessing the latter. You can't assume a religious school would teach anything other than bollocks.
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