Evolution for fundamentalists

[Tero]

Fundies fail

The Correct One says:
Here's a link I found. It's rather lengthy, so I thought I would post
the link. I'm not sure whether or not all Creationists agree upon this
particular definition and examples.

http://creationwiki.org/Created_kind

David: "why should the Hominidae "kind" include gorillas, chimps,
orangutangs but not humans?"

TCO: Because Creationists don't believe that humans share a common
ancestor with chimps, orangutans, and gorillas. They believe humans
are their own created kind.

David: But then you have a problem. You see, it may not appear to you
at a skimmed inspection, but a fox has less in common with a wolf than
a chimp has with a human, at the genetic, anatomical, morphological
and physiological levels. If you accept common descent for wolves and
foxes, only dogma is stopping you from accepting the same for chimps
and humans.

[Tero]

"If vertebrates came after invertebrates, then why are there still moths in my pantry?"

[Tero]

Catch of the day:

So those "blind cave fish" I have seen in aquariums should soon develop into "seeing cave fish".

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Catch of the day:

So those "blind cave fish" I have seen in aquariums should soon develop into "seeing cave fish".

Soon being a relative term.

[Svartalf]

Well, soon enough on the geological time scale.

[Tero]

Catch of the day:
I have an atheist t-shirt I created that says, "Jesus was a primate."

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Catch of the day:
I have an atheist t-shirt I created that says, "Jesus was a primate."

[Gawdzilla Sama]

[Tero]

Big Bang gets lumped with Evillution quite often.

Amazon poster:

Maybe life is an aberration. Subatomic particles combine and come apart... atoms come together and combine or get ripped apart. Over and over. Life is just a cool side effect. The individual is overrated.

Personally, I'm gonna try to gain 500 pounds and try to use my mass to slightly influence the Milky Way galaxy so it will veer right and miss the collision with the Andromeda galaxy. Everyone lean to the west. We might be able to change the direction of our galaxy and avoid the disaster.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

You might find this useful at some point.

[Tero]

New world monkeys older than old world monkeys! Ha ha!

[Gawdzilla Sama]

New world monkeys older than old world monkeys! Ha ha!

No, just that there was a branching of Old World Monkeys that led to primates. They both date from the time the tarsiers split off, correct? Or am I ignert?

[Tero]

Primate fossils are rare, but our missing momkey ancestor should be found in the new world, not Africa. The hominid part, newer, is in Africa.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Primate fossils are rare, but our missing momkey ancestor should be found in the new world, not Africa. The hominid part, newer, is in Africa.

Where are you on that chart, please? I haz a lost.

[Tero]

Between new world monkeys and tarsiers. Should be in new world. Tarsiers, though, could be anywhere.