Sex on the new forum
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Bella Fortuna
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They really come out of their shells with a camera around...
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*groan*Bella Fortuna wrote:They really come out of their shells with a camera around...
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"For a good slime, call....."Mazille wrote:*groan*Bella Fortuna wrote:They really come out of their shells with a camera around...
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Re: Sex on the new forum
All snail the pun mistressBella Fortuna wrote:"For a good slime, call....."Mazille wrote:*groan*Bella Fortuna wrote:They really come out of their shells with a camera around...
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It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Bella Fortuna
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So help me, I'm gonna slug you.pawiz wrote:All snail the pun mistressBella Fortuna wrote:"For a good slime, call....."Mazille wrote:*groan*Bella Fortuna wrote:They really come out of their shells with a camera around...
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Re: Sex on the new forum
These puns are just creepy. What's worse, they're spiraling out of control.pawiz wrote:All snail the pun mistressBella Fortuna wrote:"For a good slime, call....."Mazille wrote:*groan*Bella Fortuna wrote:They really come out of their shells with a camera around...
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Re: Sex on the new forum
I feel rather shell-shocked, you know?Bella Fortuna wrote:So help me, I'm gonna slug you.pawiz wrote:All snail the pun mistressBella Fortuna wrote:"For a good slime, call....."Mazille wrote:*groan*Bella Fortuna wrote:They really come out of their shells with a camera around...
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Of course; mayhem is a-foot.Mazille wrote:I feel rather shell-shocked, you know?
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Bella Fortuna wrote:Of course; mayhem is a-foot.Mazille wrote:I feel rather shell-shocked, you know?
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Re: Sex on the new forum
Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big 'S' on each side of it.
Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, "Hey, look at that S-car go!"
Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, "Hey, look at that S-car go!"
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MOD NOTE*
Warning: The ongoing downward spiral (albeit at a snail's pace) of inept, uncreative and predictable punning in this thread give me no choice to to issue a warning to the smarty-pants who started it, as she usually does.
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Warning: The ongoing downward spiral (albeit at a snail's pace) of inept, uncreative and predictable punning in this thread give me no choice to to issue a warning to the smarty-pants who started it, as she usually does.
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"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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Re: Sex on the new forum
Heard it, and knew you'd be the one to screech this thread to a snail's pace.virphen wrote:Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big 'S' on each side of it.
Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, "Hey, look at that S-car go!"
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Re: Sex on the new forum
beat you to it
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
Re: Sex on the new forum
Bella Fortuna wrote:Heard it, and knew you'd be the one to screech this thread to a snail's pace.virphen wrote:Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow. He went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big 'S' on each side of it.
Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they would say, "Hey, look at that S-car go!"
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