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Re: jamest suspended from ratskep for 6 months
I'm going to have to now.
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Dave's drunk again.
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I have wanked while unconscious. The surgical nurses said they'd never seen the like.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: jamest suspended from ratskep for 6 months
Is it on U-tube?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
Re: jamest suspended from ratskep for 6 months
Not as uncommon as you think. In fact it is not uncommon for men and boys recovering from head trauma to masturbate. My sister the nurse has said that she has had to calm down freaked out family members on more than one occasion.laklak wrote:I have wanked while unconscious. The surgical nurses said they'd never seen the like.
Re: jamest suspended from ratskep for 6 months
Did they think to give you a hand at the time? I mean really, if you were so hard-up that you had to wank while under sedation compassion alone dictates that one of them at least blow you.laklak wrote:I have wanked while unconscious. The surgical nurses said they'd never seen the like.
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Second time in one day that Seth appears to be completely right! I must be going libertarian!Seth wrote:Did they think to give you a hand at the time? I mean really, if you were so hard-up that you had to wank while under sedation compassion alone dictates that one of them at least blow you.laklak wrote:I have wanked while unconscious. The surgical nurses said they'd never seen the like.
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Re: jamest suspended from ratskep for 6 months
I'm back next week. Not sure how long I'll last though, since I'm bound to be harassed by trolls hoping to see the back of me. I'll be on probation, I think, so I'll get a formal warning even if I fart. It's not looking good, anyhow.
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Re: jamest suspended from ratskep for 6 months
Did you do the Terminator thing before you left?
"I'LL BE BACK!"
"I'LL BE BACK!"
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: jamest suspended from ratskep for 6 months
I couldn't find it in myself to do that, since the implication would be that I'm a mechanism.
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You're far too angry at everybody else to be considered an automaton - unless of the extremely dangerous, T-1000 variety.jamest wrote:I couldn't find it in myself to do that, since the implication would be that I'm a mechanism.
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Re: jamest suspended from ratskep for 6 months
There's no such thing as 'anger', remember? There are only physical atoms/energy interacting. So you can't really blame 'me' for calling 'you' "a cunt" several months ago. That event was purely down to physics. You really need to have a word with yourself for having the audacity to punish fundamental particles/energy obeying the laws of physics.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:You're far too angry at everybody else to be considered an automaton - unless of the extremely dangerous, T-1000 variety.jamest wrote:I couldn't find it in myself to do that, since the implication would be that I'm a mechanism.
Bang out of order.
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This is where you lose the plot a little. Like Dennett, I am quite happy to consider the aggregation of my "physical atoms" as an individual agent with needs, desires, likes, dislikes and AN ALMIGHTY BANHAMMER!jamest wrote:There's no such thing as 'anger', remember? There are only physical atoms/energy interacting. So you can't really blame 'me' for calling 'you' "a cunt" several months ago. That event was purely down to physics. You really need to have a word with yourself for having the audacity to punish fundamental particles/energy obeying the laws of physics.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:You're far too angry at everybody else to be considered an automaton - unless of the extremely dangerous, T-1000 variety.jamest wrote:I couldn't find it in myself to do that, since the implication would be that I'm a mechanism.
Bang out of order.
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Re: jamest suspended from ratskep for 6 months
You cannot have finite agents, in principle. So you know what to do with your happiness.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:This is where you lose the plot a little. Like Dennett, I am quite happy to consider the aggregation of my "physical atoms" as an individual agent with needs, desires, likes, dislikes and AN ALMIGHTY BANHAMMER!jamest wrote:There's no such thing as 'anger', remember? There are only physical atoms/energy interacting. So you can't really blame 'me' for calling 'you' "a cunt" several months ago. That event was purely down to physics. You really need to have a word with yourself for having the audacity to punish fundamental particles/energy obeying the laws of physics.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:You're far too angry at everybody else to be considered an automaton - unless of the extremely dangerous, T-1000 variety.jamest wrote:I couldn't find it in myself to do that, since the implication would be that I'm a mechanism.
Bang out of order.
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