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Post by DaveDodo007 » Thu Apr 30, 2015 9:43 pm

I'm going to have to now.
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Post by laklak » Fri May 01, 2015 3:55 am

I have wanked while unconscious. The surgical nurses said they'd never seen the like.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by JimC » Fri May 01, 2015 4:13 am

Is it on U-tube?
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Post by Scott1328 » Fri May 01, 2015 5:27 pm

laklak wrote:I have wanked while unconscious. The surgical nurses said they'd never seen the like.
Not as uncommon as you think. In fact it is not uncommon for men and boys recovering from head trauma to masturbate. My sister the nurse has said that she has had to calm down freaked out family members on more than one occasion.

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Post by Seth » Fri May 01, 2015 11:47 pm

laklak wrote:I have wanked while unconscious. The surgical nurses said they'd never seen the like.
Did they think to give you a hand at the time? I mean really, if you were so hard-up that you had to wank while under sedation compassion alone dictates that one of them at least blow you.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri May 01, 2015 11:58 pm

Seth wrote:
laklak wrote:I have wanked while unconscious. The surgical nurses said they'd never seen the like.
Did they think to give you a hand at the time? I mean really, if you were so hard-up that you had to wank while under sedation compassion alone dictates that one of them at least blow you.
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Post by jamest » Sat Sep 05, 2015 7:59 pm

I'm back next week. Not sure how long I'll last though, since I'm bound to be harassed by trolls hoping to see the back of me. I'll be on probation, I think, so I'll get a formal warning even if I fart. It's not looking good, anyhow.

Nevertheless, I like this gaff. I hope to stick around, you'll be delighted to hear.

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Post by JimC » Sat Sep 05, 2015 10:06 pm

Did you do the Terminator thing before you left?

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I couldn't find it in myself to do that, since the implication would be that I'm a mechanism.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Sep 05, 2015 11:52 pm

jamest wrote:I couldn't find it in myself to do that, since the implication would be that I'm a mechanism.
You're far too angry at everybody else to be considered an automaton - unless of the extremely dangerous, T-1000 variety.
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Post by jamest » Sun Sep 06, 2015 12:23 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
jamest wrote:I couldn't find it in myself to do that, since the implication would be that I'm a mechanism.
You're far too angry at everybody else to be considered an automaton - unless of the extremely dangerous, T-1000 variety.
There's no such thing as 'anger', remember? There are only physical atoms/energy interacting. So you can't really blame 'me' for calling 'you' "a cunt" several months ago. That event was purely down to physics. You really need to have a word with yourself for having the audacity to punish fundamental particles/energy obeying the laws of physics.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Sep 06, 2015 12:29 am

jamest wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
jamest wrote:I couldn't find it in myself to do that, since the implication would be that I'm a mechanism.
You're far too angry at everybody else to be considered an automaton - unless of the extremely dangerous, T-1000 variety.
There's no such thing as 'anger', remember? There are only physical atoms/energy interacting. So you can't really blame 'me' for calling 'you' "a cunt" several months ago. That event was purely down to physics. You really need to have a word with yourself for having the audacity to punish fundamental particles/energy obeying the laws of physics.

Bang out of order.
This is where you lose the plot a little. Like Dennett, I am quite happy to consider the aggregation of my "physical atoms" as an individual agent with needs, desires, likes, dislikes and AN ALMIGHTY BANHAMMER! :biggrin:
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Post by jamest » Sun Sep 06, 2015 12:33 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
jamest wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
jamest wrote:I couldn't find it in myself to do that, since the implication would be that I'm a mechanism.
You're far too angry at everybody else to be considered an automaton - unless of the extremely dangerous, T-1000 variety.
There's no such thing as 'anger', remember? There are only physical atoms/energy interacting. So you can't really blame 'me' for calling 'you' "a cunt" several months ago. That event was purely down to physics. You really need to have a word with yourself for having the audacity to punish fundamental particles/energy obeying the laws of physics.

Bang out of order.
This is where you lose the plot a little. Like Dennett, I am quite happy to consider the aggregation of my "physical atoms" as an individual agent with needs, desires, likes, dislikes and AN ALMIGHTY BANHAMMER! :biggrin:
You cannot have finite agents, in principle. So you know what to do with your happiness. :lou:

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