Who is the Best RatSkep troll?
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Who is the Best RatSkep troll?
Submit your nominations now! On Sept 1st, we'll make a poll and vote.
I nominate Life.
I nominate Life.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: Who is the Best RatSkep troll?
Hahaha! I was going to say Cito, but seeing your nomination, I think I'll second that one. He's trolling himself as owner of the forum by doing fuck all to address anything there.
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Re: Who is the Best RatSkep troll?
Dave isn't a troll. He's being trolled by the ghost of Andrea Dworkin. She speaks to him in his dreams!rainbow wrote:DaveDildo.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: Who is the Best RatSkep troll?
The best troll on any site has to be the one that is still there
Because a troll that is found to be a troll can no longer troll
I have no evidence that any of the current members at Rat
Skep are trolls and so unfortunately I shall have to abstain
Because a troll that is found to be a troll can no longer troll
I have no evidence that any of the current members at Rat
Skep are trolls and so unfortunately I shall have to abstain
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Re: Who is the Best RatSkep troll?
What does "best" mean in this context?
If it means ability to troll while remaining unsanctioned, and even unrecognised as a troll, then there is really only one candidate, to whom I refuse to respond or even acknowledge.
This person is a specific troll, insofar as he only trolls specific people, rather than the general populace, which is why the blatant trolling has gone almost completely unpunished.
Reference from years ago, even as long ago as RDF, are made - of course, they go over everyone else's heads, so I am accused of paranoia, even when I prove beyond any doubt what they are referring to.
I've yet to encounter a more remorselessly vile "person" anywhere on the Internet or, indeed, life more generally.
As I say, I just ignore it now, the best thing to do with trolls.
If it means ability to troll while remaining unsanctioned, and even unrecognised as a troll, then there is really only one candidate, to whom I refuse to respond or even acknowledge.
This person is a specific troll, insofar as he only trolls specific people, rather than the general populace, which is why the blatant trolling has gone almost completely unpunished.
Reference from years ago, even as long ago as RDF, are made - of course, they go over everyone else's heads, so I am accused of paranoia, even when I prove beyond any doubt what they are referring to.
I've yet to encounter a more remorselessly vile "person" anywhere on the Internet or, indeed, life more generally.
As I say, I just ignore it now, the best thing to do with trolls.
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Re: Who is the Best RatSkep troll?
There you go making it all about you again. It's okay, you can nominate yourself.
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Kiss my chuddies, Scott.
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Re: Who is the Best RatSkep troll?
So you nominate Mystery Troll #1 then?Strontium Dog wrote:What does "best" mean in this context?
If it means ability to troll while remaining unsanctioned, and even unrecognised as a troll, then there is really only one candidate, to whom I refuse to respond or even acknowledge.
This person is a specific troll, insofar as he only trolls specific people, rather than the general populace, which is why the blatant trolling has gone almost completely unpunished.
Reference from years ago, even as long ago as RDF, are made - of course, they go over everyone else's heads, so I am accused of paranoia, even when I prove beyond any doubt what they are referring to.
I've yet to encounter a more remorselessly vile "person" anywhere on the Internet or, indeed, life more generally.
As I say, I just ignore it now, the best thing to do with trolls.
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: Who is the Best RatSkep troll?
The troll that can be named is not the Eternal Troll.surreptitious57 wrote:The best troll on any site has to be the one that is still there
Because a troll that is found to be a troll can no longer troll
I have no evidence that any of the current members at Rat
Skep are trolls and so unfortunately I shall have to abstain

What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: Who is the Best RatSkep troll?
All we need is a few billy-goats...
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Re: Who is the Best RatSkep troll?
Will they be gruff? 

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Re: Who is the Best RatSkep troll?
I'm afraid that's a bridge too far...JimC wrote:All we need is a few billy-goats...
What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
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Re: Who is the Best RatSkep troll?
Goddammit me!!!Robert_S wrote:The troll that can be named is not the Eternal Troll.surreptitious57 wrote:The best troll on any site has to be the one that is still there
Because a troll that is found to be a troll can no longer troll
I have no evidence that any of the current members at Rat
Skep are trolls and so unfortunately I shall have to abstain

Now I've got Warren in my head singing:
"The eternal Ratskep troller
Still typing in the night"
But I'm not that great with parody lyrics and I'm stuck there.

What I've found with a few discussions I've had lately is this self-satisfaction that people express with their proffessed open mindedness. In realty it ammounts to wilful ignorance and intellectual cowardice as they are choosing to not form any sort of opinion on a particular topic. Basically "I don't know and I'm not going to look at any evidence because I'm quite happy on this fence."
-Mr P
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