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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by Blondie » Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:10 pm

Doubtdispelled wrote:
Anthroban wrote: Since they locked the cunting topic.. I'll post here.
And while you're at it, you might like to answer my question, which unfortunately got lost in a lot of other crap......
Um.. well I'm under the influence of two or more intoxicants among other things at the moment.. I have no recollection of a question being posed to me. Could you link me to it? Or PM me?

edit: You mean am I surprised? Mmm.. can I answer that when I sober up? I'm afraid I'd unleash a stream of vitriolic invective and ill-aimed disapprobation, the likes of which could peel the paint from your kitchen cupboards, before I ever got around to expressing how I really felt about this PR 'battle' - whose combatants neither signed up nor were conscripted, they just woke up on the front lines of someone else's fucking battle - no question of what we're fighting for. Just look smart pigs!

... but I digress already.
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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by Doubtdispelled » Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:27 pm

Anthroban wrote:
Doubtdispelled wrote:
Anthroban wrote: Since they locked the cunting topic.. I'll post here.
And while you're at it, you might like to answer my question, which unfortunately got lost in a lot of other crap......
Um.. well I'm under the influence of two or more intoxicants among other things at the moment.. I have no recollection of a question being posed to me. Could you link me to it? Or PM me?

edit: You mean am I surprised? Mmm.. can I answer that when I sober up? I'm afraid I'd unleash a stream of vitriolic invective and ill-aimed disapprobation, the likes of which could peel the paint from your kitchen cupboards, before I ever got around to expressing how I really felt about this PR 'battle' - whose combatants neither signed up nor were conscripted, they just woke up on the front lines of someone else's fucking battle - no question of what we're fighting for. Just look smart pigs!

... but I digress already.
:lol:
Fucking hell. I think I'll wait until you're sober/down.

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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by charlou » Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:18 am

What a ... strange thread. :ddpan:
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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by elettaria » Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:56 am

*leaps into thread holding a squeeze bottle of honey and a feather boa....looks around...backs out hastily, muttering apologies, with very red face*

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:58 am

elettaria wrote:*leaps into thread holding a squeeze bottle of honey and a feather boa....looks around...backs out hastily, muttering apologies, with very red face*

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by FBM » Mon Mar 08, 2010 4:55 am

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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by charlou » Mon Mar 08, 2010 5:25 am

elettaria wrote:*leaps into thread holding a squeeze bottle of honey and a feather boa....looks around...backs out hastily, muttering apologies, with very red face*

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by LaMont Cranston » Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:45 am

RuleBritannia, I'm brand new here, and I just read your thing about the Nazis going to the other thread, and the fun people coming here. Somehow, I made it to over 2000 posts on RDF, but the posse ran me out of town on the RS thread after something like 54 posts. As soon as I got here, a pretty barmaid offered me a beer. I think I found the right place. The Shadow knows...

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:54 am

There's that evil in the hearts of men again... ;) :demon:
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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by charlou » Mon Mar 08, 2010 6:58 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:There's that evil in the hearts of men again... ;) :demon:
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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:02 am

Or the someplace else of men... that works really well too... :drool:

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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by JimC » Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:35 am

The new forum must keep itself pure and wholesome, to serve the cause of rationality.

It must never, ever accept members called Devogue.

It should never even begin to think what various bodily secretions may taste like...

We, like the sin-eaters of old, are willing to take all the depravity away from its members, to wash them of their sinful desires, and accept the myriad dreams of vice from their fevered minds...

Ratz are perhaps the only forum in the known universe that can provide this service. The fee will be a trifling amount of gin and cheese...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by Midget » Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:28 am

JimC wrote: The fee will be a trifling amount of gin and cheese...
and tits?

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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by Tigger » Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:35 am

Midget wrote:
JimC wrote: The fee will be a trifling amount of gin and cheese...
and tits?
Mainly cheese.
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Re: Sex on the new forum

Post by Don't Panic » Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:42 am

Tigger wrote:
Midget wrote:
JimC wrote: The fee will be a trifling amount of gin and cheese...
and tits?
Mainly cheese.
Cheesy tits slathered in Gin?
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