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Uni's here in Oz are now degree factories. The only thing that gets decent funding is biochem and nanotechnology. UQ was gutted of its traditional departments multiple times. Everything else is being turned into "Centres" where you have to source your own funding. It's a farce.
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Well, I suppose on that note, one should at least congratulate R Elisabeth Cornwell for "sourcing her funding" wisely... even if she demonstrates her fundamental lack of respect for her sugar daddy by lying her face off to him, bragging to the in-crowd about what favours he's been doing her, and stabbing a handful of people in the back who might have appeared to be taking some limelight away from her...rEvolutionist wrote:Uni's here in Oz are now degree factories. The only thing that gets decent funding is biochem and nanotechnology. UQ was gutted of its traditional departments multiple times. Everything else is being turned into "Centres" where you have to source your own funding. It's a farce.

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That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
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But are her fellatio skills up to par? If so, it's all good.lordpasternack wrote:Well, I suppose on that note, one should at least congratulate R Elisabeth Cornwell for "sourcing her funding" wisely... even if she demonstrates her fundamental lack of respect for her sugar daddy by lying her face off to him, bragging to the in-crowd about what favours he's been doing her, and stabbing a handful of people in the back who might have appeared to be taking some limelight away from her...rEvolutionist wrote:Uni's here in Oz are now degree factories. The only thing that gets decent funding is biochem and nanotechnology. UQ was gutted of its traditional departments multiple times. Everything else is being turned into "Centres" where you have to source your own funding. It's a farce.
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I bet mine are better. I'd be willing to have a fair blow-off - on any willing man/men.Coito ergo sum wrote:But are her fellatio skills up to par? If so, it's all good.lordpasternack wrote:Well, I suppose on that note, one should at least congratulate R Elisabeth Cornwell for "sourcing her funding" wisely... even if she demonstrates her fundamental lack of respect for her sugar daddy by lying her face off to him, bragging to the in-crowd about what favours he's been doing her, and stabbing a handful of people in the back who might have appeared to be taking some limelight away from her...rEvolutionist wrote:Uni's here in Oz are now degree factories. The only thing that gets decent funding is biochem and nanotechnology. UQ was gutted of its traditional departments multiple times. Everything else is being turned into "Centres" where you have to source your own funding. It's a farce.
Do you think that might be the ideal way to convince Richard of his folly? That, not only is she a wolf in sheep's clothing, but she's not even the most adept woman at fellatio in the atheist community?

Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
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Well, if two women wanted to convince me of my folly in that manner, I would certainly be very receptive to the idea.lordpasternack wrote:I bet mine are better. I'd be willing to have a fair blow-off - on any willing man/men.Coito ergo sum wrote:But are her fellatio skills up to par? If so, it's all good.lordpasternack wrote:Well, I suppose on that note, one should at least congratulate R Elisabeth Cornwell for "sourcing her funding" wisely... even if she demonstrates her fundamental lack of respect for her sugar daddy by lying her face off to him, bragging to the in-crowd about what favours he's been doing her, and stabbing a handful of people in the back who might have appeared to be taking some limelight away from her...rEvolutionist wrote:Uni's here in Oz are now degree factories. The only thing that gets decent funding is biochem and nanotechnology. UQ was gutted of its traditional departments multiple times. Everything else is being turned into "Centres" where you have to source your own funding. It's a farce.
Do you think that might be the ideal way to convince Richard of his folly? That, not only is she a wolf in sheep's clothing, but she's not even the most adept woman at fellatio in the atheist community?

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Not simulataneously, of course, though. That's reserved for when all parties involved are sufficiently... I believe awesome was the expression...Coito ergo sum wrote: Well, if two women wanted to convince me of my folly in that manner, I would certainly be very receptive to the idea.

Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
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By all means, we should begin with fellatio seriatim.lordpasternack wrote:Not simulataneously, of course, though. That's reserved for when all parties involved are sufficiently... I believe awesome was the expression...Coito ergo sum wrote: Well, if two women wanted to convince me of my folly in that manner, I would certainly be very receptive to the idea.
The difficulty in testing relative ability, however, comes out of the male anatomy (pun intended). Given refractory periods and the inherent difference between two sexual acts performed in relatively short succession, the matter would have to be undertaken over a period of days, I think, with a greater than 1 for 1 sampling. To do it right, I think you need to spread the fellatio out over a period of about a week, with fellatio performed at various times of the day, such that neither woman is disabled as being either the second of two blowjobs or at a disadvantaged time of day. I would think at least 7 to 10 blowjobs each over the course of a week or so. Conditions have to be kept as constant as possible, so I would suggest a nice Hilton hotel with constant room service, massage and a variety of entertainment options to keep spirits a constant high level. Once a winner is declared, it would certainly be an ideal time for the simultaneous fellatio to round out the week.
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Indeed. But should it be single/double blind - or is the 'visual aspect' an important factor to be tested as part of the overall experiment?Coito ergo sum wrote:The difficulty in testing relative ability, however, comes out of the male anatomy (pun intended). Given refractory periods and the inherent difference between two sexual acts performed in relatively short succession, the matter would have to be undertaken over a period of days, I think, with a greater than 1 for 1 sampling. To do it right, I think you need to spread the fellatio out over a period of about a week, with fellatio performed at various times of the day, such that neither woman is disabled as being either the second of two blowjobs or at a disadvantaged time of day. I would think at least 7 to 10 blowjobs each over the course of a week or so.
Okay - so long as I can find a decent Electrocardiogram, if not fMRI machine, that could be functionally imported into that kind of environment. We're going to have to keep things as objective as possible, here...Conditions have to be kept as constant as possible, so I would suggest a nice Hilton hotel with constant room service, massage and a variety of entertainment options to keep spirits a constant high level.
Not unless you find me a hot woman...Once a winner is declared, it would certainly be an ideal time for the simultaneous fellatio to round out the week.

Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
And I for sorrow sung,
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Well, you've raised a knobby issue, there. Yes, the visual aspect can be an important factor in overall performance. I would solve this problem by starting with the blind testing scenario. That is, go through a series of fellatio events wherein the subject (say...me, for instance) is blindfolded. This test can be used to rate the blowjob without reference to preconceived biases and physical appearance, etc. Then the subject would rate the fellatio thus blindly given. Before the results are known and the winner revealed, we then undertake the second phase of the test, which would include the visual portion. It would be interesting to know if the visual aspect changes the result from the purely technical blind testing.lordpasternack wrote:Indeed. But should it be single/double blind - or is the 'visual aspect' an important factor to be tested as part of the overall experiment?Coito ergo sum wrote:The difficulty in testing relative ability, however, comes out of the male anatomy (pun intended). Given refractory periods and the inherent difference between two sexual acts performed in relatively short succession, the matter would have to be undertaken over a period of days, I think, with a greater than 1 for 1 sampling. To do it right, I think you need to spread the fellatio out over a period of about a week, with fellatio performed at various times of the day, such that neither woman is disabled as being either the second of two blowjobs or at a disadvantaged time of day. I would think at least 7 to 10 blowjobs each over the course of a week or so.
We'll have to at least double the fellatio sampling number "N" in order to complete these two phases.
lordpasternack wrote:Okay - so long as I can find a decent Electrocardiogram, if not fMRI machine, that could be functionally imported into that kind of environment. We're going to have to keep things as objective as possible, here...Conditions have to be kept as constant as possible, so I would suggest a nice Hilton hotel with constant room service, massage and a variety of entertainment options to keep spirits a constant high level.
Certainly, certainly.
Alright then. Just one more each for the road, then. Separately.lordpasternack wrote:Not unless you find me a hot woman...Once a winner is declared, it would certainly be an ideal time for the simultaneous fellatio to round out the week.

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lordpasternack wrote:I bet mine are better. I'd be willing to have a fair blow-off - on any willing man/men.Coito ergo sum wrote:But are her fellatio skills up to par? If so, it's all good.lordpasternack wrote:Well, I suppose on that note, one should at least congratulate R Elisabeth Cornwell for "sourcing her funding" wisely... even if she demonstrates her fundamental lack of respect for her sugar daddy by lying her face off to him, bragging to the in-crowd about what favours he's been doing her, and stabbing a handful of people in the back who might have appeared to be taking some limelight away from her...rEvolutionist wrote:Uni's here in Oz are now degree factories. The only thing that gets decent funding is biochem and nanotechnology. UQ was gutted of its traditional departments multiple times. Everything else is being turned into "Centres" where you have to source your own funding. It's a farce.
Do you think that might be the ideal way to convince Richard of his folly? That, not only is she a wolf in sheep's clothing, but she's not even the most adept woman at fellatio in the atheist community?

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No. Absolutely none of this obsession is about RD's sexual life, and your absence from it.



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Did I just hear the sound of cherries being picked?
Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
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As opposed to being popped?
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Not so much cherries, as the elephant in the room.lordpasternack wrote:I bet mine are better. I'd be willing to have a fair blow-off - on any willing man/men.Coito ergo sum wrote:But are her fellatio skills up to par? If so, it's all good.
Do you think that might be the ideal way to convince Richard of his folly? That, not only is she a wolf in sheep's clothing, but she's not even the most adept woman at fellatio in the atheist community?

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No cherries to pop around here, sir.Calilasseia wrote:As opposed to being popped?

But, erm, I think that somebody does need to spend a little more time getting to know me - so that they may understand some of the points of contention expressed here, a little better:
http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.p ... 36#p108479
http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.p ... 80#p423780
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Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
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