The Pathetic Scapegoaters

[maiforpeace]

Living easy you're taking it rather hard, aren't you?

[Ironclad]

And onagers

Now settle down you ass, and stop being so wild, or you'll get kicked off this forum.

Make my dream come true!

[Peter Brown]

Fucking Romans, what have they ever done for us?

They gave us the Inquisition

And candles.

And fireworks

But they never gave us

'suppurating rectum. A suppurating rat’s rectum. A suppurating rat’s rectum inside a dead skunk that’s been shoved up a week-old dead rhino’s twat'

only larks vomit.

[Mazille]

And onagers

Now settle down you ass, and stop being so wild, or you'll get kicked off this forum.

I wonder who will get that one. (Then again, perhaps knowledge on ancient warfare is only something I miss at the people around me in RL...)

[Heresiarch]

And onagers

Now settle down you ass, and stop being so wild, or you'll get kicked off this forum.

I wonder who will get that one. (Then again, perhaps knowledge on ancient warfare is only something I miss at the people around me in RL...)

I must say I expected more than a siege mentality from you.

[Svartalf]

We're all very excited about your post.

Yeah, excited enough I just did something I'd normally never think of doing on a forum I'm so new in.

and the troll can be happy I don't know how to send napalm via the net, or he'd know what I mean by 'flame war'

[Svartalf]

You're absolutely correct, I blame the libertarians.

You miss-spelled Catholic Church.

Fucking Romans, what have they ever done for us?

given us roads and a taste for hot baths?

[Mazille]

And onagers

Now settle down you ass, and stop being so wild, or you'll get kicked off this forum.

I wonder who will get that one. (Then again, perhaps knowledge on ancient warfare is only something I miss at the people around me in RL...)

I must say I expected more than a siege mentality from you.

I know, but that was only light artillery, so...

[Svartalf]

And onagers

Now settle down you ass, and stop being so wild, or you'll get kicked off this forum.

I wonder who will get that one. (Then again, perhaps knowledge on ancient warfare is only something I miss at the people around me in RL...)

I did get both meanings, thank you... then again I got a classical education, have been an avid role-player for 30 years, and have spent countless hours on the Total War games (esp Medieval and Rome, of course)

[klr]

Fucking Romans, what have they ever done for us?

They gave us the Inquisition

And candles.

And fireworks

But they never gave us

'suppurating rectum. A suppurating rat’s rectum. A suppurating rat’s rectum inside a dead skunk that’s been shoved up a week-old dead rhino’s twat'

only larks vomit.

I swear that this will become a new internet meme, and Richard Dakwins will have only himself to blame.

[hackenslash]

We're all very excited about your post.

[Ironclad]

And onagers

Now settle down you ass, and stop being so wild, or you'll get kicked off this forum.

I wonder who will get that one. (Then again, perhaps knowledge on ancient warfare is only something I miss at the people around me in RL...)

I did get both meanings, thank you... then again I got a classical education, have been an avid role-player for 30 years, and have spent countless hours on the Total War games (esp Medieval and Rome, of course)

You forgot, "ner ner na ner ner"

[Ironclad]

I'll tell you what the Romans did for me.
They broke into my car, stole ALL my clothes AND my bike jacket (and all the knock-off teeshirts we had printed for the footie game.. but that's illegal and therefore I lied about that bit.). The bastards.

[Svartalf]

You forgot, "ner ner na ner ner"

Nope, that would be braying and that other guy is the wild ass, not me

[Heresiarch]

I'll tell you what the Romans did for me.
They broke into my car, stole ALL my clothes AND my bike jacket (and all the knock-off teeshirts we had printed for the footie game.. but that's illegal and therefore I lied about that bit.). The bastards.

All right, all right, but apart from breaking into your car, stealing all your clothes AND your bike jacket (and the knock-off tshirts you had printed for the footie game... even though that's illegal and you therefore lied about it) what have the Romans done for us?