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Re: In Praise of Josh Timonen

Post by maiforpeace » Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:49 pm

In a bakery buns usually play a small role.
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Re: In Praise of Josh Timonen

Post by WhostolemyID » Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:49 pm

Anthroban wrote:
virphen wrote:
Tigger wrote:
virphen wrote:
Normal wrote: Puns, and especially those concerning wheat, are the whey of the world. Nothing to do about it
That's just too corny.
I barley noticed it.
I'm amaized you could.
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I husk you, corny, or wheat?
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Re: In Praise of Josh Timonen

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:51 pm

It's a thrill-a-millet around here, I tells ya. :coffee:
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Re: In Praise of Josh Timonen

Post by virphen » Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:53 pm

maiforpeace wrote:In a bakery buns usually play a small role.
Keep going, I think you're on a roll.
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Re: In Praise of Josh Timonen

Post by cowiz » Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:54 pm

Maize your children and children's children suffer for all eternity
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Re: In Praise of Josh Timonen

Post by virphen » Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:54 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:It's a thrill-a-millet around here, I tells ya. :coffee:
Apparently not for poor Pluto, the warnings I am getting indicate she loafs puns.

Edit: oh, and, fuck off pawiz.
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Re: In Praise of Josh Timonen

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:55 pm

I am loaf to tell you all to knock it off...
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Re: In Praise of Josh Timonen

Post by Twoflower » Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:56 pm

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life

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Re: In Praise of Josh Timonen

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:57 pm

Pluto2 wrote:AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Can't you cake it any more, dear? :console:
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Re: In Praise of Josh Timonen

Post by virphen » Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:59 pm

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Pluto2 wrote:AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Can't you cake it any more, dear? :console:
That bun seems hot and cross.
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Re: In Praise of Josh Timonen

Post by normal » Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:59 pm

Pluto2 wrote:AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Sorry. My mother is a librarian and I was bred for punning. In fact I am more highly bread than a hilltop bakery
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Re: In Praise of Josh Timonen

Post by cowiz » Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:00 am

It's such a pita that this thread has descended into puns
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Re: In Praise of Josh Timonen

Post by Bella Fortuna » Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:02 am

Just a bit of leavenedy.
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Re: In Praise of Josh Timonen

Post by Azathoth » Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:03 am

Oh FFS, doughnut start this pun shit again
Outside the ordered universe is that amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the center of all infinity—the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time and space amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes.

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Re: In Praise of Josh Timonen

Post by virphen » Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:03 am

People here really do waffle on.
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