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In Praise of Josh Timonen
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It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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I have a warning deflector and I'll pass it on to someone else.Sciwoman wrote:Oh dear, oh dear.
Who, I wonder?
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Puns, and especially those concerning wheat, are the whey of the world. Nothing to do about itpawiz wrote:They can't help themselves, they are deluded pun-damentalists.Sciwoman wrote:Oh dear, oh dear.
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I've had my eye on you for a while.virphen wrote:I think you should bounce his arse right off this forumSciwoman wrote:Oh dear, oh dear.
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That's just too corny.Normal wrote: Puns, and especially those concerning wheat, are the whey of the world. Nothing to do about it
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You are a sociable little creature aren't you. 10 posts and you have managed to piss off pretty much the entire staff. It's the "Don't feed" list for you methinks.Salviati wrote:Yeah, tangential all the way to the bank -- or at least it would be if my initial post still stood.lordpasternack wrote:That's fine, but again, it's tangential to this thread and this particular subforum...
The relevance to this thread is quite simply that I don't believe Timonen's antics were worse than that which was habitual for the oh-so-traumatized moderating staff.
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I barley noticed it.virphen wrote:That's just too corny.Normal wrote: Puns, and especially those concerning wheat, are the whey of the world. Nothing to do about it
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I've been skimming this thread, and I believe that it boils down to the following. Please let me know if my summary is inaccurate in any significant way:
"Josh is okay"
"No, Josh is a jerk, or at least his actions were jerky."
"Josh and Dawkins were both jerky"
"Josh was jerky, but Dawkins is okay."
"No, they're both jerky"
[Removed post]
"Hey, my post was removed!"
"It broke the rules"
"But it was censored!"
"It was just moved."
"You guys are jerky and this other person who I knew at the forum is jerky and it's getting all fascist up in this shit."
"Dude, chill."
"Chill? Censorship!"
"Again? Chill."
"I will not chill! It's like high school, but with more censorship!"
"Please chill? Here's the forum rules."
"I WILL NOT CHILL."
[Bad puns]
Is that it so far?
"Josh is okay"
"No, Josh is a jerk, or at least his actions were jerky."
"Josh and Dawkins were both jerky"
"Josh was jerky, but Dawkins is okay."
"No, they're both jerky"
[Removed post]
"Hey, my post was removed!"
"It broke the rules"
"But it was censored!"
"It was just moved."
"You guys are jerky and this other person who I knew at the forum is jerky and it's getting all fascist up in this shit."
"Dude, chill."
"Chill? Censorship!"
"Again? Chill."
"I will not chill! It's like high school, but with more censorship!"
"Please chill? Here's the forum rules."
"I WILL NOT CHILL."
[Bad puns]
Is that it so far?
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I think I'll wait. He was nice this morning and went to get me some medicine for my ears. That earned him a pass or two.Gawdzilla wrote:virphen wrote:I think you should bounce his arse right off this forumSciwoman wrote:Oh dear, oh dear.
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Kevin Ronayne had not been a member of the RDF staff for SEVERAL months before this. Over a year, I think. It really is historical legacy now. It's tangential to this. You appear to be here for nothing more than to air your dirty laundry - your old dirty laundry - which is indeed tangential to this particular thread and subforum.Salviati wrote:Yeah, tangential all the way to the bank -- or at least it would be if my initial post still stood.lordpasternack wrote:That's fine, but again, it's tangential to this thread and this particular subforum...
The relevance to this thread is quite simply that I don't believe Timonen's antics were worse than that which was habitual for the oh-so-traumatized moderating staff.
Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
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If it had been laryngitis, on the other hand . . .Sciwoman wrote:I think I'll wait. He was nice this morning and went to get me some medicine for my ears. That earned him a pass or two.Gawdzilla wrote:virphen wrote:I think you should bounce his arse right off this forumSciwoman wrote:Oh dear, oh dear.
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No. I would boldly state that there are no bad puns. All puns are, by default, good. Because they're puns.statichaos wrote: *SNIP*
[Bad puns]
Is that it so far?
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I'm amaized you could.Tigger wrote:I barley noticed it.virphen wrote:That's just too corny.Normal wrote: Puns, and especially those concerning wheat, are the whey of the world. Nothing to do about it
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I know where you sleep. :twisted:Gawdzilla wrote:If it had been laryngitis, on the other hand . . .Sciwoman wrote:I think I'll wait. He was nice this morning and went to get me some medicine for my ears. That earned him a pass or two.Gawdzilla wrote:virphen wrote:I think you should bounce his arse right off this forumSciwoman wrote:Oh dear, oh dear.
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