So Stiff Pilchard, Son Of An Union Man

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So Stiff Pilchard, Son Of An Union Man

Post by rainbow » Thu Jul 19, 2018 8:18 am

Prosecutor Edward Franklin told Snaresbrook Crown Court: "In respect of the bomb hoax, this wasn't a classic bomb hoax in that the security services weren't alerted and there's no evidence that any action was taken by the authorities.

"Both my learned friend and I agree that this is beast dealt with as an attempted robbery – you can say you have a knife or a gun, in this case it was a tin of pilchards masquerading as a bomb."


https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/56624 ... hards-bomb
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 19, 2018 8:36 am

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Re: So Stiff Pilchard, Son Of An Union Man

Post by rainbow » Thu Jul 19, 2018 8:50 am

What makes you the boss of scoring, all of a sardine?
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 19, 2018 8:52 am

rainbow wrote:
Thu Jul 19, 2018 8:50 am
What makes you the bossbass of scoring, all of a sardine?
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Post by rainbow » Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:01 am

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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 19, 2018 10:55 am

Salmon stop him!
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Re: So Stiff Pilchard, Son Of An Union Man

Post by rainbow » Thu Jul 19, 2018 11:41 am

pErvinalia wrote:
Thu Jul 19, 2018 10:55 am
Salmon stop him!
Know your plaice.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Jul 19, 2018 12:36 pm

Gosh, you two are trawling the depths of punnery there.
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Post by Rum » Thu Jul 19, 2018 12:44 pm

What do you call a a man standing near the sea with a seagull on his head?

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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Jul 19, 2018 3:09 pm

Stop that. Stop that now. :doh:
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Re: So Stiff Pilchard, Son Of An Union Man

Post by Achtland » Thu Jul 19, 2018 6:00 pm

"What you've got a CD ROM?"
"Oh bomb!"
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Rum wrote:
Thu Jul 19, 2018 12:44 pm
What do you call a a man standing near the sea with a seagull on his head?

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Re: So Stiff Pilchard, Son Of An Union Man

Post by laklak » Thu Jul 19, 2018 7:18 pm

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs playing baseball?

First base.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:52 pm

What do you call a deaf kid with a hair lip?




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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Jul 19, 2018 9:55 pm

Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street, and one says, "Oo, I've never come this way before," and the other one says, "Yeah, there's road works on the high street."
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