Gifts for The Visitors
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Re: Gifts for The Visitors
A set of miniature gin tasting bottles from boutique distilleries all round Oz.
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A Harry and Meghan plate.
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We're so god-dammed metrosexual.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Re: Gifts for The Visitors
Brian Peacock wrote: ↑Wed May 16, 2018 9:41 pmThere's nothing more soul-destroying that spending a lot of time, money and effort to travel to a distant and exotic place only to be forced to endure a round of cod 'traditional' dancing during dinner.Sean Hayden wrote: ↑Wed May 16, 2018 6:07 pm-excellent choice. Perhaps Rainbow could join you and do some interpretive dancing.
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Strong idea there, but those aren't going to stay on a tentacle immersed in liquid methane are they, and we're going to need like 12 pairs per delegate. I was thinking about it on the john this morning, and I just know you're going to love this one. We all chip in and get them a gift certificate, you know, for somewhere half decent at least, and then they can get something that they really like. And one of the kids can make a card, coz incompetent kid-cards are like the cutest right, and we can all sign it or write a funny message. Genius eh? So who's going sort that out? I would but I've got the dentists Tuesday and Jinny wants me to take some stuff to the dump.Sean Hayden wrote:Socks
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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A cat. That'll confuse them totally.
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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Re: Gifts for The Visitors
A summons and complaint, for a class action lawsuit over all the abductions and anal probes over the last 60-odd years.Sean Hayden wrote: ↑Wed May 16, 2018 5:16 pmWhen the aliens finally arrive we'll want to be ready with gifts. What would you give the aliens? I'm thinking I'd give them a watermelon. This, is a fucking watermelon. Have you got anything like this on your planet?
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Brian Peacock wrote: ↑Mon May 21, 2018 9:51 amStrong idea there, but those aren't going to stay on a tentacle immersed in liquid methane are they, and we're going to need like 12 pairs per delegate. I was thinking about it on the john this morning, and I just know you're going to love this one. We all chip in and get them a gift certificate, you know, for somewhere half decent at least, and then they can get something that they really like. And one of the kids can make a card, coz incompetent kid-cards are like the cutest right, and we can all sign it or write a funny message. Genius eh? So who's going sort that out? I would but I've got the dentists Tuesday and Jinny wants me to take some stuff to the dump.Sean Hayden wrote:Socks
Hang on, I've got an even better idea.
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Proper, stable genius!
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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You're an utter idiot! The visitors will be cats.
Best gift we can offer is what we regard as a high tech mouse
and hope they don't feel offended by such a primitive gadget.
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Needs a few more buttons.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Surely something that snazzy could be wireless..
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"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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Gamers prefer them wired. Latency, or something.
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