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Re: Gifts for The Visitors

Post by JimC » Sun May 20, 2018 9:53 pm

A set of miniature gin tasting bottles from boutique distilleries all round Oz.
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun May 20, 2018 11:42 pm

A Harry and Meghan plate.
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Re: Gifts for The Visitors

Post by Brian Peacock » Mon May 21, 2018 12:57 am

laklak wrote:
Sun May 20, 2018 9:40 pm
Nobody. Even aliens like fizzy ice cream bath things. Unless baking soda is poison to them and they melt. On second thought, let's stick with the embroidered pillows or a Royal Wedding commemorative tea cozy.
We're so god-dammed metrosexual. :D
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Re: Gifts for The Visitors

Post by Sean Hayden » Mon May 21, 2018 8:16 am

Socks

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Re: Gifts for The Visitors

Post by rainbow » Mon May 21, 2018 8:30 am

Brian Peacock wrote:
Wed May 16, 2018 9:41 pm
Sean Hayden wrote:
Wed May 16, 2018 6:07 pm
:lol: -excellent choice. Perhaps Rainbow could join you and do some interpretive dancing.
There's nothing more soul-destroying that spending a lot of time, money and effort to travel to a distant and exotic place only to be forced to endure a round of cod 'traditional' dancing during dinner.

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Re: Gifts for The Visitors

Post by Brian Peacock » Mon May 21, 2018 9:51 am

Sean Hayden wrote:Socks
Strong idea there, but those aren't going to stay on a tentacle immersed in liquid methane are they, and we're going to need like 12 pairs per delegate. I was thinking about it on the john this morning, and I just know you're going to love this one. We all chip in and get them a gift certificate, you know, for somewhere half decent at least, and then they can get something that they really like. And one of the kids can make a card, coz incompetent kid-cards are like the cutest right, and we can all sign it or write a funny message. Genius eh? So who's going sort that out? I would but I've got the dentists Tuesday and Jinny wants me to take some stuff to the dump.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon May 21, 2018 1:02 pm

A cat. That'll confuse them totally.
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Re: Gifts for The Visitors

Post by Forty Two » Mon May 21, 2018 1:22 pm

Sean Hayden wrote:
Wed May 16, 2018 5:16 pm
When the aliens finally arrive we'll want to be ready with gifts. What would you give the aliens? I'm thinking I'd give them a watermelon. This, is a fucking watermelon. Have you got anything like this on your planet?
A summons and complaint, for a class action lawsuit over all the abductions and anal probes over the last 60-odd years.
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Re: Gifts for The Visitors

Post by Sean Hayden » Mon May 21, 2018 8:29 pm

Brian Peacock wrote:
Mon May 21, 2018 9:51 am
Sean Hayden wrote:Socks
Strong idea there, but those aren't going to stay on a tentacle immersed in liquid methane are they, and we're going to need like 12 pairs per delegate. I was thinking about it on the john this morning, and I just know you're going to love this one. We all chip in and get them a gift certificate, you know, for somewhere half decent at least, and then they can get something that they really like. And one of the kids can make a card, coz incompetent kid-cards are like the cutest right, and we can all sign it or write a funny message. Genius eh? So who's going sort that out? I would but I've got the dentists Tuesday and Jinny wants me to take some stuff to the dump.

Hang on, I've got an even better idea.

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Re: Gifts for The Visitors

Post by Brian Peacock » Mon May 21, 2018 10:40 pm

Proper, stable genius! :lol:
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Re: Gifts for The Visitors

Post by laklak » Mon May 21, 2018 11:43 pm

Roy dooms the world.jpg

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Re: Gifts for The Visitors

Post by Hermit » Sun May 27, 2018 11:27 am

pErvinalia wrote:
Mon May 21, 2018 1:02 pm
A cat. That'll confuse them totally.
You're an utter idiot! The visitors will be cats.

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Best gift we can offer is what we regard as a high tech mouse

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and hope they don't feel offended by such a primitive gadget.

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Re: Gifts for The Visitors

Post by Brian Peacock » Sun May 27, 2018 11:46 am

Needs a few more buttons.
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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Re: Gifts for The Visitors

Post by pErvinalia » Sun May 27, 2018 12:50 pm

Surely something that snazzy could be wireless..
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Re: Gifts for The Visitors

Post by Hermit » Mon May 28, 2018 12:20 am

pErvinalia wrote:
Sun May 27, 2018 12:50 pm
Surely something that snazzy could be wireless..
Gamers prefer them wired. Latency, or something.

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