How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

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How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

Post by rainbow » Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:07 am

There was a Muslim woman who had a boy child.

When he was good she called him Sunni, when he was bad she called him a little Shiite.

Now you all know.
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Re: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

Post by cronus » Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:11 am

rainbow wrote:There was a Muslim woman who had a boy child.

When he was good she called him Sunni, when he was bad she called him a little Shiite.

Now you all know.
The little shiite been building nuclear bombs in the garage. Don't be surprised since smiling sunni already got two dozen stashed under his bed.... :read:
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Re: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

Post by Svartalf » Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:14 am

You mean Iran and pakstan?
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Re: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

Post by cronus » Wed Apr 01, 2015 7:15 am

Svartalf wrote:You mean Iran and pakstan?
You worked that out quick. You have a four star rating on the Knowledge. You need five to keep your head when it is in peril though.... :tea:
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Re: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

Post by JimC » Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:42 am

A detailed examination of the dissected brain...
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Re: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

Post by klr » Sun Apr 05, 2015 11:31 pm

Not the best subject for a joke. ISIS/ISIL has killed Muslims who couldn’t recite certain prayers in a certain way, as that identified them as Shia instead of Sunni.
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Re: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

Post by Svartalf » Mon Apr 06, 2015 6:24 am

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Re: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

Post by cronus » Mon Apr 06, 2015 6:59 am

Some folks will wage war over the right method to boil a egg. It is how they become popular enough to conquer entire societies that intrigues me. :read:
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Re: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

Post by laklak » Mon Apr 06, 2015 1:24 pm

Never trust an eggist.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

Post by Svartalf » Mon Apr 06, 2015 1:27 pm

but a big ender or small ender?
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Re: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

Post by laklak » Mon Apr 06, 2015 1:40 pm

It's even more complicated than that. Boiled, poached, fried, scrambled, baked? White or brown? Small, medium, large, extra large, or jumbo? The mind reels.
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Re: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Apr 06, 2015 2:23 pm

The only good egg is a scrambled egg. :tea:
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Re: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

Post by Svartalf » Mon Apr 06, 2015 4:03 pm

eggs are bad, leave them alone
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Re: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

Post by rainbow » Tue Apr 07, 2015 9:17 am

Svartalf wrote:eggs are bad, leave them alone
The fatwa has been issued.
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Re: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?

Post by Svartalf » Tue Apr 07, 2015 9:32 am

rainbow wrote:
Svartalf wrote:eggs are bad, leave them alone
The fatwa has been issued.
I didn't know I was officially a mullah... but if I have that kind of authority, I'd better throw it around.
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