Say Ebola becomes common like the common cold in a decade or so? What are the five essential new rules of social etiquette that will maximise health for self and population?
1) No Kissing
2) No shaking hands
3) One person one desk one seat
4) Shopping only once a month
5) No casual sex
Five Rules For A Post Ebola World
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Five Rules For A Post Ebola World
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Re: Five Rules For A Post Ebola World
That's OK, I only like formal sex anyway...
We must try to preserve civilised standards, old boy...
We must try to preserve civilised standards, old boy...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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Re: Five Rules For A Post Ebola World
JimC wrote:That's OK, I only like formal sex anyway...
We must try to preserve civilised standards, old boy...
...good thing this plague didn't hit in the 60s/70s really?
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Re: Five Rules For A Post Ebola World
Good point...Scumple wrote:JimC wrote:That's OK, I only like formal sex anyway...
We must try to preserve civilised standards, old boy...
...good thing this plague didn't hit in the 60s/70s really?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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