
Women Too Fat Too Thin Too Young Too Old?
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Women Too Fat Too Thin Too Young Too Old?
Women no longer have a goldilocks zone hence I must be turning gay? 

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Re: Women Too Fat Too Thin Too Young Too Old?
Could be. Do you own a Bette Midler or Liza Minnelli album?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: Women Too Fat Too Thin Too Young Too Old?
Liza Minelli, Results...it's looking ominous isn't it, doc?
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Re: Women Too Fat Too Thin Too Young Too Old?
Maybe you are turning into the Daily Mail?
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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Re: Women Too Fat Too Thin Too Young Too Old?
Women ALWAYS have a Goldilocks zone:
18yo, 38(DD)-22-36, blonde, green eyes, 5'6", 110 lbs and horny as fuck.
But bears can't always be choosers, so we take what we can get.
18yo, 38(DD)-22-36, blonde, green eyes, 5'6", 110 lbs and horny as fuck.
But bears can't always be choosers, so we take what we can get.
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Re: Women Too Fat Too Thin Too Young Too Old?
Bears do like fish, that's a fact.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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