Women Too Fat Too Thin Too Young Too Old?

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Women Too Fat Too Thin Too Young Too Old?

Post by cronus » Wed Mar 05, 2014 9:15 pm

Women no longer have a goldilocks zone hence I must be turning gay? :prof:
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Re: Women Too Fat Too Thin Too Young Too Old?

Post by laklak » Wed Mar 05, 2014 10:13 pm

Could be. Do you own a Bette Midler or Liza Minnelli album?
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Re: Women Too Fat Too Thin Too Young Too Old?

Post by cronus » Wed Mar 05, 2014 10:30 pm

Liza Minelli, Results...it's looking ominous isn't it, doc?
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Re: Women Too Fat Too Thin Too Young Too Old?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Mar 06, 2014 1:03 pm

Maybe you are turning into the Daily Mail?
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"

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Re: Women Too Fat Too Thin Too Young Too Old?

Post by Mysturji » Thu Mar 06, 2014 2:35 pm

Women ALWAYS have a Goldilocks zone:
18yo, 38(DD)-22-36, blonde, green eyes, 5'6", 110 lbs and horny as fuck.

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Re: Women Too Fat Too Thin Too Young Too Old?

Post by laklak » Thu Mar 06, 2014 3:02 pm

Bears do like fish, that's a fact.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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