Fuck!
We're already stuck with baseball, don't we suffer enough? Why do we need another mind-numbingly boring "sport"?
Cricket to be brought to the USA
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Re: Cricket to be brought to the USA
Remember when lacross was going to be the next big thing?MrFungus420 wrote:Fuck!
We're already stuck with baseball, don't we suffer enough? Why do we need another mind-numbingly boring "sport"?
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Re: Cricket to be brought to the USA
Cricket =
Man standing with bat.
Man pottering about rubbing ball on his thigh for two minutes.
Man runs fast at man with bat.
Man does big gay spider impression and throws ball.
Man with bat moves an inch.
Ball might have touched bat; might not have touched bat.
Gigantic screams and yells.
Man in white coat may raise finger; or not.
Repeat for five days.
Man standing with bat.
Man pottering about rubbing ball on his thigh for two minutes.
Man runs fast at man with bat.
Man does big gay spider impression and throws ball.
Man with bat moves an inch.
Ball might have touched bat; might not have touched bat.
Gigantic screams and yells.
Man in white coat may raise finger; or not.
Repeat for five days.
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Re: Cricket to be brought to the USA
Utter silence.Devogue wrote:Cricket =
Man standing with bat.
Man pottering about rubbing ball on his thigh for two minutes.
Man runs fast at man with bat.
Man does big gay spider impression and throws ball.
Man with bat moves an inch.
Ball might have touched bat; might not have touched bat.
Gigantic screams and yells.
Man in white coat may raise finger; or not.
Repeat for five days.
No movement anywhere.
Complete darkness.
Sudden sound.
"What's that?'
"Cricket."
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Re: Cricket to be brought to the USA
Dev knows way more about it than I do.Here's my version.
Sitting in pub.
Odd glance over the shoulder of my mate(s) spot some guys dressed in white slacks and cardigans prancing around on the TV in the background.
Every now and then some gentle and polite clapping interspersed with non-invading yelps are heard.
Turn back to pint with complete disinterest.
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devogue
Re: Cricket to be brought to the USA
That's the one and only fascinating thing about cricket.Animavore wrote:
Here's my version.
Sitting in pub.
Odd glance over the shoulder of my mate(s) spot some guys dressed in white slacks and cardigans prancing around on the TV in the background.
Every now and then some gentle and polite clapping interspersed with non-invading yelps are heard.
Turn back to pint with complete disinterest.
It's myriad ways of boring the arse off humanity.
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