The Aussie Rules thread
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Varcoe is one of my ex- students. Nice lad.
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Port Adelaide actually won a game! 
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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aaand after a slightly less shit season and the humiliation of losing to GWS Matthew Primus was told that he would not be coaching next season and decided to resign with assistant coach shaun rehn taking the reigns.
Farewell matty you have served our club well.
Farewell matty you have served our club well.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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I heard that too, Red - I gather they'll be paying out his contract for next year...redunderthebed wrote:aaand after a slightly less shit season and the humiliation of losing to GWS Matthew Primus was told that he would not be coaching next season and decided to resign with assistant coach shaun rehn taking the reigns.
Farewell matty you have served our club well.
You would have been happy with the Cats last week, knocking over the Crows...
And I was bloody happy with them on Friday night, shafting the Hawks. Nasty little man, their coach...
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No need his contract ends in 2012JimC wrote:I heard that too, Red - I gather they'll be paying out his contract for next year...redunderthebed wrote:aaand after a slightly less shit season and the humiliation of losing to GWS Matthew Primus was told that he would not be coaching next season and decided to resign with assistant coach shaun rehn taking the reigns.
Farewell matty you have served our club well.
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I was sure it included 2013...redunderthebed wrote:No need his contract ends in 2012JimC wrote:I heard that too, Red - I gather they'll be paying out his contract for next year...redunderthebed wrote:aaand after a slightly less shit season and the humiliation of losing to GWS Matthew Primus was told that he would not be coaching next season and decided to resign with assistant coach shaun rehn taking the reigns.
Farewell matty you have served our club well.
That's what the pundits were saying on the TV...
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Aussies are like reverse Canucks, cuz they're South of the equator. At least we don't have the Jack on our flag tho. 
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It had an option to extend to 2013 the club did not take it up. The coach is actually going to be a legend of your club jim gary hocking not shaun rehn i don't think it will make much difference.JimC wrote:I was sure it included 2013...redunderthebed wrote:No need his contract ends in 2012JimC wrote:I heard that too, Red - I gather they'll be paying out his contract for next year...redunderthebed wrote:aaand after a slightly less shit season and the humiliation of losing to GWS Matthew Primus was told that he would not be coaching next season and decided to resign with assistant coach shaun rehn taking the reigns.
Farewell matty you have served our club well.
That's what the pundits were saying on the TV...
Our president brett duncanson has resigned as well.
Upheaval galore at Port Adelaide.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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Hocking was a damn good footballer, and a definite hard man...
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A DRAW! 
Port Adelaide 16-10-106
Richmond 16-10-106
Dom Cassisi got the draw with a mongrel punt for a behind rather proud of the lads they never gave in played 4 qtrs and almost won the game.
Port Adelaide 16-10-106
Richmond 16-10-106
Dom Cassisi got the draw with a mongrel punt for a behind rather proud of the lads they never gave in played 4 qtrs and almost won the game.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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First and only draw of the season, too...redunderthebed wrote:A DRAW!
Port Adelaide 16-10-106
Richmond 16-10-106
Dom Cassisi got the draw with a mongrel punt for a behind rather proud of the lads they never gave in played 4 qtrs and almost won the game.
The pussycats are in the finals, and have a good chance of upsetting a few sides, given their current form...
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They seem to have the habit of great teams of years gone by of coming good when it really matters.JimC wrote:First and only draw of the season, too...redunderthebed wrote:A DRAW!
Port Adelaide 16-10-106
Richmond 16-10-106
Dom Cassisi got the draw with a mongrel punt for a behind rather proud of the lads they never gave in played 4 qtrs and almost won the game.
The pussycats are in the finals, and have a good chance of upsetting a few sides, given their current form...
Will be good when kardinia park doesn't look like a construction site.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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Eat shit crows. 
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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For next week...
Go Swans!
(and the Geelong Falcons at least won the VFL grand final today...)
Go Swans!
(and the Geelong Falcons at least won the VFL grand final today...)
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Its north adelaide vs norwood in the SANFL grand final C'mon north adelaide beat those redleg bastards! 
I too will be hitching my bandwagon to the swannies joyous memories of watch thousands of cows fans depopulating football park.
I too will be hitching my bandwagon to the swannies joyous memories of watch thousands of cows fans depopulating football park.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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