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Re: The Tour de France Thread

Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Jul 09, 2017 3:24 pm

Did I see Barguil crying after he found out he came in second? What a fucking snowflake!


Great stage though.
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Re: The Tour de France Thread

Post by pErvinalia » Sun Jul 09, 2017 3:44 pm

Hard to say. Might have been happy tears after thinking he won. Cunt deserved to lose after sponging at the back of the Froome group chasing down Bardet. Now that Froome and almost certainly Quintana are done, I'm going for Bardet. What a gutsy ride!
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Re: The Tour de France Thread

Post by pErvinalia » Tue Jul 11, 2017 2:13 pm

man, the chateaus on today's stage are incredible!
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Re: The Tour de France Thread

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Jul 11, 2017 2:27 pm

I've always fancied a maze. Perhaps I should ask the gardener to plant one at the centre of the arboretum.
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Re: The Tour de France Thread

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 13, 2017 2:29 pm

Wow, Froome fucked his line in a corner on descent, and the rest of the peleton sat up and waited for him instead of attacking. Missed opportunity there.
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Re: The Tour de France Thread

Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Jul 13, 2017 2:36 pm

But at least the baguettes were saved! :D

There's a gentlemen's agreement about these things when the finish is some way off. His team would have brought him back with little cost to himself anyway, so why bust a gut?
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Re: The Tour de France Thread

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:06 pm

Wow, what a stage! Froome couldn't match Aru and Bardet at the end. Aru will be the new Yellow Jersey! But they fucked it hard. Aru could have been had an even stronger hold on the yellow if the peleton attacked Froome when he fucked the corner earlier on. And no, theres no gentleman's agreement for a simple riding mistake. The agreement is for mechanical breakages.

Correction: Aru went off the corner with Froome. Bardet could have had the yellow if he attacked.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 13, 2017 3:07 pm

As for busting a gut, that's going to be the only way to beat Froome and Team Sky. You have to put them under pressure.
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Re: The Tour de France Thread

Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Jul 13, 2017 10:16 pm

I heartily concur. For I am a gentleman.
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Re: The Tour de France Thread

Post by pErvinalia » Sun Jul 16, 2017 12:40 pm

Interesting stage today tactically. On phone can't be bothered explaining. But in short - Go Michael Matthews! :toot:
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Re: The Tour de France Thread

Post by pErvinalia » Sun Jul 16, 2017 12:40 pm

(he's an Aussie in the sprint classification)
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Re: The Tour de France Thread

Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:52 pm

Those guys all have erectile dysfunction you know.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Jul 16, 2017 2:22 pm

:indub:
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Re: The Tour de France Thread

Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Jul 16, 2017 2:43 pm

Will Martin hang on for the last 50k? I hope so.
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Re: The Tour de France Thread

Post by pErvinalia » Sun Jul 16, 2017 3:04 pm

They've caught him. But he'll time-trial his way back to them on the way down to the finish. I'm just enjoying seeing Froome struggling. :)
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