I was going to say that you couldn't make these up, but obviously people did:
http://www.jonmulkeen.com/blog/athletic ... rugs-test/
There are no depths to which people will not sink in an attempt to clear their name. It makes for entertaining reading at any rate.
The top 10 excuses for failing a drugs test
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The top 10 excuses for failing a drugs test
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Re: The top 10 excuses for failing a drugs test
Where's "I forgot I had a drug test and went shopping instead"?
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