The top 10 excuses for failing a drugs test

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The top 10 excuses for failing a drugs test

Post by klr » Sun Aug 19, 2012 4:02 pm

I was going to say that you couldn't make these up, but obviously people did:

http://www.jonmulkeen.com/blog/athletic ... rugs-test/

There are no depths to which people will not sink in an attempt to clear their name. It makes for entertaining reading at any rate. :read:
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Re: The top 10 excuses for failing a drugs test

Post by Strontium Dog » Fri Nov 30, 2012 11:34 am

Where's "I forgot I had a drug test and went shopping instead"? :coffee:
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