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by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:45 am
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by rasetsu » Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:50 am
I personally don't see what's all that funny about it.
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by Svartalf » Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:53 am
How the organizers are a bunch of nincompoops squared?
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:00 am
rasetsu wrote:I personally don't see what's all that funny about it.
Svartalf wrote:How the organizers are a bunch of nincompoops squared?
I am laughing at the incompetence of the organisers, not at the Korean women. You couldn't have picked a worse mix-up to make - except perhaps Iran/Israel!
Somebody's head will roll for this one.
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by laklak » Thu Jul 26, 2012 3:05 am
I heard their gymnastics program was doing well, they could medal in the 38th Parallel Bars.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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by Rum » Thu Jul 26, 2012 6:35 am
laklak wrote:I heard their gymnastics program was doing well, they could medal in the 38th Parallel Bars.
Arf.
There was no overall winner though, right?

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by Atheist-Lite » Thu Jul 26, 2012 6:45 am
This could have serious repercussions for the contestants like having to go to one of those slave labor camps which don't really exist upon their return home. Unless someone suggest they defect?

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by klr » Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:55 am
The Olympics has yet to officially start, and already we've got ourselves a fuck-up of gold-medal proportions.
Seriously though, how on earth did it even happen? There's a least one dimwit where they shouldn't be, and no proper cross-checking where they should be.
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by FBM » Thu Jul 26, 2012 9:58 am
Yeah, I read that the Dear Team Leader had launched a formal complaint and threatened to test a nuke in the arena unless it was changed.
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by JimC » Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:02 am
The Olympics - squabbles between chimpanzee bands writ large...
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by Audley Strange » Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:06 am
Probably done by the same person who used to work at Hampden who asked me the following questions. "how is it you spell turnstile, I've always been shit at maths?" and this awesome one. "Who's this Doctor Congo guy?"
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by redunderthebed » Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:16 am
Don't blame them what incompetent fuckwits.
The ladies did eventually play the game and North Korea passed colombia off the park 2-0. Apart from totalitarianism and cult of personalities North Korea are damn good at women's football as our matildas have found out and the men aren't too shabby albeit the men's is kind of a japan second XI.
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by klr » Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:24 am
redunderthebed wrote:Don't blame them what incompetent fuckwits.
The ladies did eventually play the game and North Korea passed colombia off the park 2-0. Apart from totalitarianism and cult of personalities North Korea are damn good at women's football as our matildas have found out and the men aren't too shabby albeit the men's is kind of a japan second XI.
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You know that a Korean runner was forced to compete for Japan in the 1936 Olympic marathon, which he won? He did get to carry the torch into the Olympic stadium in Seoul in 1988 though ... better late than never.
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by FBM » Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:43 am
There's a film about it called "My Way." Released this year. I saw it. Good film.

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by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:51 am
laklak wrote:I heard their gymnastics program was doing well, they could medal in the 38th Parallel Bars.

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