The baseball thread

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Re: The baseball thread

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:29 pm

Would all the people who like cricket stand over....there. Thank you.

And those who don't, please stand over....there.....yes, just between the edge of that cliff and those bulldozers. That's it, thanks very much.
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Re: The baseball thread

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:32 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Would all the people who like cricket stand over....there. Thank you.

And those who don't, please stand over....there.....yes, just between the edge of that cliff and those bulldozers. That's it, thanks very much.
If I could figure out how to play it, I would probably like it.

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Re: The baseball thread

Post by Clinton Huxley » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:36 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:Would all the people who like cricket stand over....there. Thank you.

And those who don't, please stand over....there.....yes, just between the edge of that cliff and those bulldozers. That's it, thanks very much.
If I could figure out how to play it, I would probably like it.
There's a challenge for a future Ratz meet - Blighty v USA in a cricket match...
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Re: The baseball thread

Post by FBM » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:40 pm

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FBM wrote:Death is preferable to test cricket. Not that there's much difference...
I used to like you but now you have insulted my religion.....
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Re: The baseball thread

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:44 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:I think we should form a Lingerie Baseball League, to match what the NFL did...
I'd be waiting for "two out, one man on third." :naughty:
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Re: The baseball thread

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:13 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:I think we should form a Lingerie Baseball League, to match what the NFL did...
I'd be waiting for "two out, one man on third." :naughty:
I'd prefer to be the lead-off batter. Batting clean up doesn't sound as good...

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Re: The baseball thread

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:39 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:I think we should form a Lingerie Baseball League, to match what the NFL did...
I'd be waiting for "two out, one man on third." :naughty:
I'd prefer to be the lead-off batter. Batting clean up doesn't sound as good...
I'll play pitcher, not much for catcher.
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Re: The baseball thread

Post by FBM » Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:19 pm

Lozzer as short stop?
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Re: The baseball thread

Post by redunderthebed » Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:29 pm

FBM wrote:Lozzer as short stop?
We're talking about the lingerie baseball league not the gay baseball league. :nono:
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Re: The baseball thread

Post by FBM » Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:31 pm

redunderthebed wrote:
FBM wrote:Lozzer as short stop?
We're talking about the lingerie baseball league not the gay baseball league. :nono:
Yeah, he's pegged for the catcher position, anyway.
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Re: The baseball thread

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:37 pm

FBM wrote:
redunderthebed wrote:
FBM wrote:Lozzer as short stop?
We're talking about the lingerie baseball league not the gay baseball league. :nono:
Yeah, he's pegged for the catcher position, anyway.
I was figuring him for backstop.
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Re: The baseball thread

Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:44 pm

Yankees have won 9 games in a row. Nice.

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Re: The baseball thread

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Jun 18, 2012 2:56 pm

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Re: The baseball thread

Post by FBM » Mon Jun 18, 2012 5:16 pm

The Korean team that I got stuck with being a fan of are at the bottom of the league...again. They have won 1 in a row as of Sunday. :ddpan:
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Re: The baseball thread

Post by Coito ergo sum » Tue Jul 24, 2012 8:09 pm

Yanks signed Ichiro!Image

Man, to have Ichiro batting toward the bottom of the lineup....the Yanks have a brutal hitting team...

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