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I could never support Chelsea...

Post by Magicziggy » Sat Oct 08, 2011 9:20 pm

Or any other team for that matter. Spurs are my team. I've supported them since I saw a shiny sticker of the club emblem from a petrol station collection as a kid.

No amount of persuasion or inducement would change my view. Through thick and thin I will be a devotee.

Is this what its like being religious?

Obviously not. But I won't switch teams. Ever. Unless they cease to exist.

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Re: I could never support Chelsea...

Post by Callan » Sat Oct 08, 2011 9:23 pm

All right thinking persons accept that Chelski are Teh Antichrist.
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Re: I could never support Chelsea...

Post by HomerJay » Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:06 pm

Magicziggy wrote:I've supported them since I saw a shiny sticker of the club emblem from a petrol station collection as a kid.
A seemingly random and unimportant event leads to a life time of misery.

A lesson for us all, I think. Thanks for sharing.

As a kid I supported Leeds because they had their number on little flags hanging off their socks. But luckily grew out of it.

Jackie Charlton remains a role model, of course.

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Re: I could never support Chelsea...

Post by tattuchu » Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:34 pm

(I Don't Want To Go To) Chelsea :dance:
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Re: I could never support Chelsea...

Post by JimC » Sun Oct 09, 2011 6:42 am

I was born in Geelong.

Therefore I am a Cat's supporter.

It's sort of like the second law of thermodynamics...
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Re: I could never support Chelsea...

Post by redunderthebed » Sun Oct 09, 2011 7:52 am

It's better than religion i me you can't get pissed at the church or call the pastor a cunt? :{D
HomerJay wrote: A seemingly random and unimportant event leads to a life time of misery.

A lesson for us all, I think. Thanks for sharing.
I know the feeling

My mother supports Port Adelaide because when she moved to Adelaide in 1979 friends of hers dragged her to Port Adelaide matches.

I decided as a child to support them too because my mummy did.

I support Port Adelaide
I HATE THE CROWS
I HATE FUCKING NORWOOD
and collingwood are parasites

Nothing will ever convince me otherwise EVER. :levi:

So it might have more than we care to admit to religion its irrational as you get. :pardon:
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Re: I could never support Chelsea...

Post by Clinton Huxley » Sun Oct 09, 2011 7:54 am

I don't even like football. I think footballers are jerks. Yet I still support Liverpool and despise Scumchester United.
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Re: I could never support Chelsea...

Post by JimC » Sun Oct 09, 2011 7:57 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:I don't even like football. I think footballers are jerks. Yet I still support Liverpool and despise Scumchester United.
The meme has its clever little tentacles in your brain...
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Re: I could never support Chelsea...

Post by Magicziggy » Sun Oct 09, 2011 7:59 am

It's interesting the amount of "hatred" support for one's team can induce.
Can't say I'm like that. Except for Collingwood. Anyone but Collingwood.

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Re: I could never support Chelsea...

Post by Azathoth » Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:00 am

Football......That is the game with the round ball where they cry when they fall over isn't it?
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Re: I could never support Chelsea...

Post by JimC » Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:05 am

Magicziggy wrote:It's interesting the amount of "hatred" support for one's team can induce.
Can't say I'm like that. Except for Collingwood. Anyone but Collingwood.
Well of course, Collingwood has gained its powerful inner cohesion by becoming the club that all others hate...
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Re: I could never support Chelsea...

Post by Magicziggy » Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:54 am

JimC wrote:
Magicziggy wrote:It's interesting the amount of "hatred" support for one's team can induce.
Can't say I'm like that. Except for Collingwood. Anyone but Collingwood.
Well of course, Collingwood has gained its powerful inner cohesion by becoming the club that all others hate...
Is that that the Islam analogy then?

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Re: I could never support Chelsea...

Post by JimC » Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:59 am

Magicziggy wrote:
JimC wrote:
Magicziggy wrote:It's interesting the amount of "hatred" support for one's team can induce.
Can't say I'm like that. Except for Collingwood. Anyone but Collingwood.
Well of course, Collingwood has gained its powerful inner cohesion by becoming the club that all others hate...
Is that that the Islam analogy then?
:lol:

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Re: I could never support Chelsea...

Post by FBM » Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:01 am

Neither could I. I don't think my monthly salary would cover her toothpaste expenses.
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Re: I could never support Chelsea...

Post by charlou » Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:02 am

JimC wrote:
Magicziggy wrote:
JimC wrote:
Magicziggy wrote:It's interesting the amount of "hatred" support for one's team can induce.
Can't say I'm like that. Except for Collingwood. Anyone but Collingwood.
Well of course, Collingwood has gained its powerful inner cohesion by becoming the club that all others hate...
Is that that the Islam analogy then?
:lol:

Imam Eddie Maguire...
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Difficult to consider sport as being religious in Australia. :mrgreen:
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