You Brits must be brimming with pride at Mark Cavendish's exploits. What a great sprinter and what a fantastic team servant he is.
Vive la Tour - the greatest sporting event in the world.
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He'll be known as the manx (He is from Isle of Man not manchester) cyclist if he doesn't win the tour. 
Sorry Pawiz cant get into a bunch of drugged up europeans wearing a condom and riding around on a pushbike.
Sorry Pawiz cant get into a bunch of drugged up europeans wearing a condom and riding around on a pushbike.
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Bollocks.Mr Bouquet wrote:He'll be known as the manx (He is from Isle of Man not manchester) cyclist if he doesn't win the tour.
Sorry Pawiz cant get into a bunch of drugged up europeans wearing a condom and riding around on a pushbike.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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Shaved.pawiz wrote:Bollocks.Mr Bouquet wrote:He'll be known as the manx (He is from Isle of Man not manchester) cyclist if he doesn't win the tour.
Sorry Pawiz cant get into a bunch of drugged up europeans wearing a condom and riding around on a pushbike.
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I have to confess to a high meh factor when it comes to cycling in general. Even if Britain does win shit loads of medals at it, I find it a bit dull. Which is odd for me, as I generally like watching most sports. 
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"I ride a bicycle for a living." Weird.
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Re: Le Tour
Le tour Seems like a great event to test new performance enhancing drugs and masking chemicals .
Give me the wine , I don't need the bread
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I dunno. The Japanese Army seemed to do quite well out of it for a while.Gawdzilla wrote:"I ride a bicycle for a living." Weird.
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Only because they launched a surprise attack against a distracted foe. Narrow-track vehicles do work in the jungle, however. Little Brown Brother proved that. (We did get chuckles out of the fact that they had to carry the bikes back north because they "saved" weight by not supplying seats.klr wrote:I dunno. The Japanese Army seemed to do quite well out of it for a while.Gawdzilla wrote:"I ride a bicycle for a living." Weird.
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It would take us lot to derail a sports threads into a discussion on military logistics in a couple of posts.Gawdzilla wrote:Only because they launched a surprise attack against a distracted foe. Narrow-track vehicles do work in the jungle, however. Little Brown Brother proved that. (We did get chuckles out of the fact that they had to carry the bikes back north because they "saved" weight by not supplying seats.klr wrote:I dunno. The Japanese Army seemed to do quite well out of it for a while.Gawdzilla wrote:"I ride a bicycle for a living." Weird.
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The French ex-pats I knew used to refer to the Trail as "Le Tour."klr wrote:It would take us lot to derail a sports threads into a discussion on military logistics in a couple of posts.Gawdzilla wrote:Only because they launched a surprise attack against a distracted foe. Narrow-track vehicles do work in the jungle, however. Little Brown Brother proved that. (We did get chuckles out of the fact that they had to carry the bikes back north because they "saved" weight by not supplying seats.klr wrote:I dunno. The Japanese Army seemed to do quite well out of it for a while.Gawdzilla wrote:"I ride a bicycle for a living." Weird.
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Bunch of dopefiends , on bikes ,in France , Not really a sport to inspire is it ?
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Hey, two out of three ain't bad.Feck wrote:Bunch of dopefiends , on bikes ,in France , Not really a sport to inspire is it ?
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Gawdzilla wrote:Hey, two out of three ain't bad.Feck wrote:Bunch of dopefiends , on bikes ,in France , Not really a sport to inspire is it ?
only if it's sex and drugs and rocknroll 
(and I've given one of those up at the moment ) Give me the wine , I don't need the bread
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What a fucking brilliant Tour de France, and so far no drug scandals.
This tour had absolutely everything!
Good job Alberto and a special congratulations to the Max Missile.
This tour had absolutely everything!
Good job Alberto and a special congratulations to the Max Missile.
It's a piece of piss to be cowiz, but it's not cowiz to be a piece of piss. Or something like that.
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