Ricky Ponting and the Face of Slappability

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Ricky Ponting and the Face of Slappability

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:39 pm

Don't you just want to slap this face? I know I do.

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Re: Ricky Ponting and the Face of Slappability

Post by cowiz » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:40 pm

Who he?
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Re: Ricky Ponting and the Face of Slappability

Post by klr » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:41 pm

pawiz wrote:Who he?
Aussie Cricket captain. :whisper:
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Re: Ricky Ponting and the Face of Slappability

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:44 pm

pawiz wrote:Who he?
His identity is of only secondary importance.

He must be slapped.

(I eagerly await JimC's view on this matter)
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Re: Ricky Ponting and the Face of Slappability

Post by Mysturji » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:48 pm

Looks like he's trying to do a George W Bush impression.
Slap the fucker!
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Re: Ricky Ponting and the Face of Slappability

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:50 pm

Mysturji wrote:Looks like he's trying to do a George W Bush impression.
Slap the fucker!
Stout fellow!

I'm looking forward to seeing him cry later in the summer.
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Re: Ricky Ponting and the Face of Slappability

Post by Trolldor » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:53 pm

Slap him.
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Re: Ricky Ponting and the Face of Slappability

Post by The Dawktor » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:55 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Mysturji wrote:Looks like he's trying to do a George W Bush impression.
Slap the fucker!
Stout fellow!

I'm looking forward to seeing him cry later in the summer.
Ponting weeping silently, trying to avoid the camera's searching gaze- that would make me proud and possibly even a little aroused! :cheers:
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Re: Ricky Ponting and the Face of Slappability

Post by redunderthebed » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:56 pm

He will win the series regardless of syms.
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Re: Ricky Ponting and the Face of Slappability

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:57 pm

The Dawktor wrote:
Clinton Huxley wrote:
Mysturji wrote:Looks like he's trying to do a George W Bush impression.
Slap the fucker!
Stout fellow!

I'm looking forward to seeing him cry later in the summer.
Ponting weeping silently, trying to avoid the camera's searching gaze- that would make me proud and possibly even a little aroused! :cheers:
I believe every Englishman would stand erect should that come to pass
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Re: Ricky Ponting and the Face of Slappability

Post by cowiz » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:59 pm

Anybody who plays cricket needs slapping
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Re: Ricky Ponting and the Face of Slappability

Post by Clinton Huxley » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:02 pm

pawiz wrote:Anybody who plays cricket needs slapping

How dare you

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Re: Ricky Ponting and the Face of Slappability

Post by cowiz » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:04 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
pawiz wrote:Anybody who plays cricket needs slapping

How dare you
I include anybody who watches cricket in the "needs slapping" category too
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Re: Ricky Ponting and the Face of Slappability

Post by lordpasternack » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:38 pm

backpfeifengesicht?
Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
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Re: Ricky Ponting and the Face of Slappability

Post by Pensioner » Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:10 pm

lordpasternack wrote:backpfeifengesicht?

I love it when you talk dirty! :biggrin:
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