Ricky Ponting and the Face of Slappability
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Back to topic. Totally slappable - with bricks.
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Re: Ricky Ponting and the Face of Slappability
He is the strong silent type who will let his bat do the talking, when the English foe are crushed beneath the heel of Australian cricketting supremacy...
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No wonder the poms are reduced to wanting to slap his face. Not that any of them ever summon the courage...JimC wrote:He is the strong silent type who will let his bat do the talking...
Cricket Test: Five days of bowling and batting concluding with an Australian win.
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+1Seraph wrote:No wonder the poms are reduced to wanting to slap his face. Not that any of them ever summon the courage...JimC wrote:He is the strong silent type who will let his bat do the talking...
Cricket Test: Five days of bowling and batting concluding with an Australian win.
Quite right Seraph the last ashes was a fluke in england as we proved when we beat you 5-0.
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Shit, the blokes better come through with a win or it will be unbearable on this forum for a while - I would have to restrict myself to threads with only US personel!redunderthebed wrote:+1Seraph wrote:No wonder the poms are reduced to wanting to slap his face. Not that any of them ever summon the courage...JimC wrote:He is the strong silent type who will let his bat do the talking...
Cricket Test: Five days of bowling and batting concluding with an Australian win.
Quite right Seraph the last ashes was a fluke in england as we proved when we beat you 5-0.
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You'll be like that if England win a toss! It's lovely letting you win most of the time - just makes it all the more painful when we can be bothered to kick your arses.JimC wrote:Shit, the blokes better come through with a win or it will be unbearable on this forum for a while - I would have to restrict myself to threads with only US personel!redunderthebed wrote:+1Seraph wrote:No wonder the poms are reduced to wanting to slap his face. Not that any of them ever summon the courage...JimC wrote:He is the strong silent type who will let his bat do the talking...
Cricket Test: Five days of bowling and batting concluding with an Australian win.
Quite right Seraph the last ashes was a fluke in england as we proved when we beat you 5-0.
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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:letting you win
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Re: Ricky Ponting and the Face of Slappability
Having no context at all, no concept of cricket, no idea who he is, I don't see anything slappable about him. Looks like a guy studying about something difficult.
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We teach her not to see too much. We teach her not to feel."
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If by that you mean "permanently trying to force out a really tough turd" then I agree.Red Katie wrote:Having no context at all, no concept of cricket, no idea who he is, I don't see anything slappable about him. Looks like a guy studying about something difficult.
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Nah. Too abstracted.
"Her eye was on the sparrow. Her mind was on the dove,
But no one cared and no one dared to speak to her of love.
Her eyes are always hooded. Her claws are sharp as steel.
We teach her not to see too much. We teach her not to feel."
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Exactly correct. His brilliant mind is pondering the vast number of variables involving playing (and captaining) cricket at the highest level in the known universe...Red Katie wrote:Nah. Too abstracted.
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I am so hoping we whump you in the first test - I love seeing Aussies cry.JimC wrote:Exactly correct. His brilliant mind is pondering the vast number of variables involving playing (and captaining) cricket at the highest level in the known universe...Red Katie wrote:Nah. Too abstracted.
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You'll only hear from me a manly but restrained sigh, followed by a "well played those chaps"...Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I am so hoping we whump you in the first test - I love seeing Aussies cry.JimC wrote:Exactly correct. His brilliant mind is pondering the vast number of variables involving playing (and captaining) cricket at the highest level in the known universe...Red Katie wrote:Nah. Too abstracted.
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The only thing finer is beating the Germans at football.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I am so hoping we whump you in the first test - I love seeing Aussies cry.JimC wrote:Exactly correct. His brilliant mind is pondering the vast number of variables involving playing (and captaining) cricket at the highest level in the known universe...Red Katie wrote:Nah. Too abstracted.
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