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Re: Cricket Thread
by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:53 am
Trotty's running short of partners. Still, only 88 more needed...
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Re: Cricket Thread
by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:56 am
It's already the highest scoring 4th innings at Galle.
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
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Millefleur
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Re: Cricket Thread
by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:57 am
Oh dear 
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
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Millefleur
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Re: Cricket Thread
by Clinton Huxley » Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:01 am
Oh well, it was a good try. Bit of soul searching needed by England's batsmen.
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Re: Cricket Thread
by klr » Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:40 am
All over, just 7 balls after lunch. Cue the Dead March ...
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Re: Cricket Thread
by Clinton Huxley » Thu Mar 29, 2012 9:47 am
Sack everybody!
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Re: Cricket Thread
by Clinton Huxley » Mon May 28, 2012 8:22 am
Should polish off these West Indian chaps today. And thus retain No. 1 status. Huzzah!
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Re: Cricket Thread
by klr » Mon May 28, 2012 3:22 pm
Polishing off almost completed. England are 95-1, 13 short of victory. A pity the Windies can't string two decent batting innings together.
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
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Re: Cricket Thread
by Clinton Huxley » Mon May 28, 2012 3:41 pm
Done. Comfortable victory.
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Re: Cricket Thread
by klr » Mon May 28, 2012 3:45 pm
England haven't even put up a really good batting performance (by their current standards) in the two tests so far.
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It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
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Re: Cricket Thread
by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon May 28, 2012 3:57 pm
And Notts just beat Sussex to go top of the County Championship table. All in all, a great day for cricket - the right teams won.
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Re: Cricket Thread
by Clinton Huxley » Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:22 am
First Test against S. Africa starting today. Top-ranked team in the world against the No.2 team. S. Africa have arguably the worlds best bowler and all-rounder in their squad. This is going to be a tough series, the Boer War all over again. I predict we will lose the first Test and then laboriously grind out victories in the second two...
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Re: Cricket Thread
by redunderthebed » Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:54 am
That was terrible what happened to saffas keeper mark boucher one of the best in world cricket. Lets hope they beat engurland for the colonies and for mark boucher what a sad end to a great career.
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Re: Cricket Thread
by Clinton Huxley » Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:58 am
redunderthebed wrote:That was terrible what happened to saffas keeper mark boucher one of the best in world cricket. Lets hope they beat engurland for the colonies and for mark boucher what a sad end to a great career.
They'll be a sterner test than the Aussies, that's for sure....I'm backing the Mother Country to put these upstarts in their place.
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Re: Cricket Thread
by JimC » Thu Jul 19, 2012 7:45 am
Clinton Huxley wrote:redunderthebed wrote:That was terrible what happened to saffas keeper mark boucher one of the best in world cricket. Lets hope they beat engurland for the colonies and for mark boucher what a sad end to a great career.
They'll be a sterner test than the Aussies, that's for sure....I'm backing the Mother Country to put these upstarts in their place.
With our current team, I fear you may be right. Certainly if the one day series was anything to go by...
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