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by JimC » Mon May 04, 2009 10:37 am
redunderthebed wrote:The mighty clarets indeed i'm a burnley fan too and was following the scores on the internets last night and i also twittered the last day of the championship too.
Bring on Reading i cant wait.
Reading was the home of my ancestors!
We will soundly thrash these upstarts from Burnley!
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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by redunderthebed » Mon May 04, 2009 10:40 am
JimC wrote:redunderthebed wrote:The mighty clarets indeed i'm a burnley fan too and was following the scores on the internets last night and i also twittered the last day of the championship too.
Bring on Reading i cant wait.
Reading was the home of my ancestors!
We will soundly thrash these upstarts from Burnley!
Lies so your a royals fan their jim?
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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by JimC » Mon May 04, 2009 10:44 am
redunderthebed wrote:JimC wrote:redunderthebed wrote:The mighty clarets indeed i'm a burnley fan too and was following the scores on the internets last night and i also twittered the last day of the championship too.
Bring on Reading i cant wait.
Reading was the home of my ancestors!
We will soundly thrash these upstarts from Burnley!
Lies so your a royals fan their jim?
Dunno their nicknames, but my old man came out from Reading in 1909, so I'm a Reading man through and through!
(they're probably a shit team, right?)
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
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by redunderthebed » Mon May 04, 2009 10:50 am
JimC wrote:redunderthebed wrote:JimC wrote:redunderthebed wrote:The mighty clarets indeed i'm a burnley fan too and was following the scores on the internets last night and i also twittered the last day of the championship too.
Bring on Reading i cant wait.
Reading was the home of my ancestors!
We will soundly thrash these upstarts from Burnley!
Lies so your a royals fan their jim?
Dunno their nicknames, but my old man came out from Reading in 1909, so I'm a Reading man through and through!
(they're probably a shit team, right?)
Royals is the nickname of Reading FC its derived from the royal county of berkshire. :-)
They aren't shit but thats not the whole point of supporting a team i believe.
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote:
One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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by Meekychuppet » Mon May 25, 2009 4:30 pm
My town, Burnley, are in the Premier League!
WOOT!!!!!!!!
Rum wrote:Does it occur to you that you have subscribed to the model of maleness you seem to be pushing in order to justify your innately hostile and aggressive nature? I have noticed it often and even wondered if it might be some sort of personality disorder. You should consider this possibility.
Rum wrote:Did I leave out being a twat? (With ref to your sig)
Things Rum has diagnosed me with to date: "personality disorder", autism, Aspergers.
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rum wrote:What a cunt you are. Truly.
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by lordpasternack » Mon May 25, 2009 4:32 pm
Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
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by klr » Mon May 25, 2009 4:36 pm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/footbal ... 060970.stm
I keep forgetting today is a bank holiday in Blighty (and in Norn' Irn'). We get one next week.
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by AshtonBlack » Mon May 25, 2009 11:15 pm
I'm pretty sure most of you won't care, however, Burnley football club have made it to the top flight of english football.
I can't tell you how drunk I am right now.
10 Fuck Off
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by CJ » Mon May 25, 2009 11:17 pm
AshtonBlack wrote:I'm pretty sure most of you won't care, however, Burnley football club have made it to the top flight of english football.
I can't tell you how drunk I am right now.
Not that drunk, you can still type!
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by AshtonBlack » Mon May 25, 2009 11:19 pm
Ahh but, there is a spell checker that I'm using as a crutch right now
Drunk, REALLY drunk.
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by Meekychuppet » Tue May 26, 2009 12:09 am
Drunk enough not to search for an existing thread, started by a certain M Chuppet...
Rum wrote:Does it occur to you that you have subscribed to the model of maleness you seem to be pushing in order to justify your innately hostile and aggressive nature? I have noticed it often and even wondered if it might be some sort of personality disorder. You should consider this possibility.
Rum wrote:Did I leave out being a twat? (With ref to your sig)
Things Rum has diagnosed me with to date: "personality disorder", autism, Aspergers.
eRvin wrote:People can see what a fucking freak you are. Have you not noticed all the disparaging comments you get?
rum wrote:What a cunt you are. Truly.
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by Vikki » Tue May 26, 2009 1:08 am
And next year, they'll be back in the Championship.
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by Don't Panic » Tue May 26, 2009 1:12 am
Merged Ashton's thread about Burnley into Meeky's.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue May 26, 2009 1:23 am
DP wrote:Merged Ashton's thread about Burnley into Meeky's.
And I merged them both with Ashton's earlier one! I think this site can manage with just the one.
Congratulations though - rather you lot than the blades!
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by redunderthebed » Tue May 26, 2009 5:37 am
Vikki wrote:And next year, they'll be back in the Championship.
Silence tard.
I'm stunned really there was a part of me that just wanted run out in the street and start yelling and singing and there was a part of me going "WTF burnley in the EPL?!.
Fucking happy days we might go straight down but if we put up a good fight in the EPL and don't disgrace ourselves I'll be happy and it will add another chapter in Burnley great history. :-)
Most of all i cant wait to play the bastard Rovers next season bring it onnnnnnn
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote:
One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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