The Mighty Clarets.
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The Mighty Clarets.
After a four nil drubbing of Bristol City in their final match of the season, Owen Coyle's Mighty Burnley have finished 5th in the Championship. Meaning just 3 games to play in the fecking Premiership with the likes of Birmingham and Wolves. . So is anyone as excited as me?
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I think it's something to do with football (trans: soccer). I don't really get it either but I'm going to see if I can join in with the conversation.Psi Wavefunction wrote:
I like it when the man scored a goal.
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Ah. You mean they reached the play-offs. :hum:AshtonBlack wrote:After a four nil drubbing of Bristol City in their final match of the season, Owen Coyle's Mighty Burnley have finished 5th in the Championship. Meaning just 3 games to play in the fecking Premiership with the likes of Birmingham and Wolves. . So is anyone as excited as me?
I'm not sure what the average Premiership tenure of a newly promoted team is these days, but I think it's not very long. Good look to the Turf Moor mob, and extra helpings of same if they reach the Promised Land - they'll need it.
They should have beaten Spurs in the League Cup semi-final BTW, but that's another story.
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It was bad when the goalie didn't save that goal and the football went in the back of the net. I was sick as a parrot.
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Somehow, I don't think your plan is working very well....Cousin Justine wrote:It was bad when the goalie didn't save that goal and the football went in the back of the net. I was sick as a parrot.
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No! No! No! Every traditional football cliché must end with "Brian", as in:Cousin Justine wrote:It was bad when the goalie didn't save that goal and the football went in the back of the net. I was sick as a parrot.
"I was sick as a parrot Brian"
"We was over the moon Brian"
"it was a game of two halves Brian"
... etc.
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Shit! I'm in too deep and I don't know if I can get out now!klr wrote:No! No! No! Every traditional football cliché must end with "Brian", as in:Cousin Justine wrote:It was bad when the goalie didn't save that goal and the football went in the back of the net. I was sick as a parrot.
"I was sick as a parrot Brian"
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"it was a game of two halves Brian"
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I fear you are not schooled in the finer points of Emlynese, or Ronglish. Never mind the ravings of Barmy Bobby (Robson). Or Kevin Keegan:Cousin Justine wrote:Shit! I'm in too deep and I don't know if I can get out now!klr wrote:No! No! No! Every traditional football cliché must end with "Brian", as in:Cousin Justine wrote:It was bad when the goalie didn't save that goal and the football went in the back of the net. I was sick as a parrot.
"I was sick as a parrot Brian"
"We was over the moon Brian"
"it was a game of two halves Brian"
... etc.
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I'm just glad that Forest dodged the drop with a game to spare. We can start building for the future now.
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I'm glad about that too. :-)Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I'm just glad that Forest dodged the drop with a game to spare. We can start building for the future now.
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yeah right...Cousin Justine wrote:I'm glad about that too. :-)Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I'm just glad that Forest dodged the drop with a game to spare. We can start building for the future now.
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I could hear it 3 miles away!AshtonBlack wrote:After a four nil drubbing of Bristol City in their final match of the season, Owen Coyle's Mighty Burnley have finished 5th in the Championship. Meaning just 3 games to play in the fecking Premiership with the likes of Birmingham and Wolves. . So is anyone as excited as me?
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Aye it's been a tough old season. That match was our 58th this season, with a run in both cups and the smallest squad in the championship, the boys are looking tired!.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I'm just glad that Forest dodged the drop with a game to spare. We can start building for the future now.
Anyway to translate:
My home town team, which is very small 55k ish population has the chance to be promoted into the biggest soccer league in the world, with the likes of Manchester Utd, Liverpool, Chelsea and Arsenal. Now, it's only a small chance and even if we did the gap between The Championship and Premier League is huge so we wouldn't have much chance of staying long. But, it's very lucrative and perhaps we could get a proper sponsor instead of a pie maker.
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Re: The Mighty Clarets.
The mighty clarets indeed i'm a burnley fan too and was following the scores on the internets last night and i also twittered the last day of the championship too.
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