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Psychic' octopus predicts Germany victory over England

Post by Rum » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:20 pm

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From: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/10420131.stm

Psychic' octopus predicts Germany victory over England

A "psychic" octopus is said by its aquarium owners to have predicted the country's football team will knock England out of the World Cup.

When consulted, Paul the octopus chose a mussel from a jar with the German flag on it ahead of one in a similar jar bearing the cross of St George.

The two-year-old cephalopod has a record of predicting past German results in this manner, his owners say.

Paul has so far correctly predicted all of Germany's results in South Africa.

His keepers say he correctly predicted 80% of Germany's results during the 2008 European Championship.
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In that contest, Germany finished as runners-up in their qualifying group, having lost only once to Croatia.

They then progressed to the final, where they were beaten by Spain.

If keepers at the Oberhausen Sea Life Aquarium are right, he correctly predicted the outcome of four of the six games in that competition.
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"Paul's prediction was phenomenal," said aquarium spokesman Tanja Munzig.

"He swam straight over to the German glass, climbed in and even put a lid on top once he was sitting inside."

The octopus, which was born in the UK and was moved to the German aquarium, has become a national celebrity after correctly predicting Germany would beat Australia in their opening match, then lose to Serbia, and then beat Ghana.

His latest prediction was flashed all over the German media.

The container that Paul opens first is said to be his pick for who will win the impending match, keepers say.

Germany finished the initial stage of the World Cup top of Group D, and face England, the runners-up from group C, in Bloemfontein on Sunday.
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Re: Psychic' octopus predicts Germany victory over England

Post by devogue » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:21 pm

That's a cool octopus.

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Post by Rum » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:22 pm

devogue wrote:That's a cool octopus.
I thought you'd fucked off for a bit... :what:

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Post by klr » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:25 pm

Probably something to do with reaction to specific colour/light combinations. :dono:
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Post by Animavore » Sat Jun 26, 2010 2:28 pm

I wonder does he have mussel memory?
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Post by JOZeldenrust » Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:52 pm

Animavore wrote:I wonder does he have mussel memory?
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:57 pm

Bunch of suckers... :nono:
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Mon Jun 28, 2010 9:59 pm

Is that octopus going to predict any more games, or is he just going to clam up?

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:39 am

I counted tentacles in the first half of the Germany Argentina match, what did the octopus predict? :tea:
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Post by Lozzer » Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:39 pm

So an octopus can predit the Football results...


It chooses one of two teams to win, and by this method, it's been right 70% of the time.

Out of a chance of 50/50 it happens to have been right a little bit more oft than not. PYSCHIC!
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:00 pm

Merged Lozzer's woefully late thread. :tea:
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Post by colubridae » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:02 pm

Cna it predict the result of the mistermack/farsight contest.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:49 am

colubridae wrote:Cna it predict the result of the mistermack/farsight contest.
Don't be silly, octopuseseses can't see that far into the future - they can only count up to 8! :dono:
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Re: Psychic' octopus predicts Germany victory over England

Post by JimC » Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:26 am

I also read that the German branch of Peta wants him to be released into the Med, but the aquarium people said he would probably die, not being used to foraging for himself...

As long as he has a decent sized tank, a good food supply and interesting objects introduced from time to time, his captive status does not worry me...
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