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Thank you tards

Post by redunderthebed » Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:40 pm

For your epic loss on penalties to Sydney in the grand final and most of all the dirtiest player Australia has ever produce (and most likely on the sex offender register) Kevin Muscat missing a penalty fucking lol worthy.

For you losing 4-0 to Kawasaki Frontale in the Asian Champions League finest 30 minutes of football ever played on Tuesday night with three goals conceded and chances of qualification went down the toilet and even with the opposition down to 10 men you couldn't put up a fight and then conceding a 4th goal.

All has being lol worthy and makes pay tv worth shelling out for.

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Post by Azathoth » Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:41 pm

Are you talking about gay football or the cool australian version where they fight over the egg?
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Post by redunderthebed » Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:44 pm

Ghatanothoa wrote:Are you talking about gay football or the cool australian version where they fight over the egg?
Both are cool. :pawiz:
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...

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Post by Trolldor » Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:46 pm

Ghatanothoa wrote:Are you talking about gay football or the cool australian version where they fight over the egg?
The "cool one" is gayer. They even stick their hands up other players' bums.
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Post by Azathoth » Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:53 pm

That is just to try and twist their testicles off though isnt it?

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Post by Trolldor » Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:53 pm

Hardly. It's to massage the Prostate.
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Post by redunderthebed » Tue Mar 23, 2010 1:58 pm

Gay jokes about soccer/football real original ghat. :tup:
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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Post by Azathoth » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:01 pm

I was never striving for originality
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Post by Trolldor » Tue Mar 23, 2010 2:01 pm

At least not as hard as Footballers strive for men's bottoms.
"The fact is that far more crime and child abuse has been committed by zealots in the name of God, Jesus and Mohammed than has ever been committed in the name of Satan. Many people don't like that statement but few can argue with it."

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