Remind me. Wasn't that the form of the game that was dismissed by you as unimportant when England fucked over Australia recently?redunderthebed wrote:South Australia actually won by 29 runs in the hit and giggles against Western Australia.
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South Australia for many years have STUNK at cricket so i'm happy at any victory and hopefully we can do well in the 20/20 surely 40 overs of cricket over 3 hours isn't too much to ask especially with our imports Shahid Afridi and Kieran Pollard. I wouldn't say its unimportant now its clearly is important for cricket future and attracting new generations of fans.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Remind me. Wasn't that the form of the game that was dismissed by you as unimportant when England fucked over Australia recently?redunderthebed wrote:South Australia actually won by 29 runs in the hit and giggles against Western Australia.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
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Australia has (naturally) beaten the West Indies, and has now defeated the Pakistanis in the iconic Boxing Day test...
We will have our revenge, when we march against England!
We will have our revenge, when we march against England!
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Why isn't XC here to gloat over England's thrashing of South Africa? 
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Inevitably mate the urn will return and shut these pommy bastids up.JimC wrote:Australia has (naturally) beaten the West Indies, and has now defeated the Pakistanis in the iconic Boxing Day test...
We will have our revenge, when we march against England!
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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I woke up, listened to the England machine squash those bugs under its wheels, and fucked off back to bed.klr wrote:Why isn't XC here to gloat over England's thrashing of South Africa?
Broad and Swann - Notts players - nuff said.
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Can Australia pull off an unlikely win? Pakistan is 8/133 needing 43 more...
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It would appear that the answer is yes!
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Indeed it was!gooseboy wrote:It would appear that the answer is yes!
Set up nicely by an unbeaten 134 from Hussey earlier in the piece, then excellent bowling and catching by the lads...
One out of the box!
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But the bat is so narrow!
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Many Microchiropterans are...Normal wrote:But the bat is so narrow!
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Not as narrow baseball or ice hockey stick/bat.Normal wrote:But the bat is so narrow!
See your getting into cricket normal mate.
If you want to watch it check out www.justin.tv.The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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South Australia vs Victoria 20/20 it might be hit and giggle but its us against the vics its a big game! 
SA posted 202 and pollard hit the vics around the ground that lad can hit it or what!.
Good luck to victoria chasing that.
Also believe if we win this we go to the champions league.
SA posted 202 and pollard hit the vics around the ground that lad can hit it or what!.
Good luck to victoria chasing that.
Also believe if we win this we go to the champions league.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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A marathon rearguard action going on in Cape Town!
Bell and Collingwood have batted since before lunch, hanging on for a draw. Two Boycott's couldn't have done a better job so far! Into the last session now and 28 overs remaining. England 239/5.
One wicket and it could all fall apart but the impetus is with England at the moment.
(Where's the nail-biting smiley?)
Bell and Collingwood have batted since before lunch, hanging on for a draw. Two Boycott's couldn't have done a better job so far! Into the last session now and 28 overs remaining. England 239/5.
One wicket and it could all fall apart but the impetus is with England at the moment.
(Where's the nail-biting smiley?)
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
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Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Speaking of cricket. Did you see this racist KFC ad?
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