The round ball thread

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Re: The round ball thread

Post by AshtonBlack » Sat May 09, 2009 2:58 pm

Burnley are in a play off semi today.... I'm shittin' it.

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Post by Animavore » Sat May 09, 2009 3:00 pm

Liverpool.


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Post by redunderthebed » Sun May 10, 2009 6:03 am

Geez liverpool supporters l**ds supporters and tards we do have quite the collection of scum here now. :nono:

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redunderthebed wrote:Geez liverpool supporters l**ds supporters and tards we do have quite the collection of scum here now. :nono:

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Post by redunderthebed » Mon May 11, 2009 4:16 am

Feg eff dont you have a relegation battle to watch. :Erasb:
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Re: The round ball thread

Post by Vikki » Mon May 11, 2009 7:44 am

Adelaide I can understand.

But I don't understand how anyone who goes for Manchester United can take themselves seriously, honestly. :ddpan:

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Post by AshtonBlack » Tue May 12, 2009 9:19 pm

Reading 0 - 2 Burnley.

Oh my effing effers in effinghamshire. Burnley are GOING TO WEMBLY. 25th May and the smallest team in the CHAMPIONSHIP( league below the EPL.) now have a chance to be promoted despite finishing 5th and playing 61!! games this season.... and one possible £16million game left.

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Post by JimC » Wed May 13, 2009 8:18 am

AshtonBlack wrote:Reading 0 - 2 Burnley.

Oh my effing effers in effinghamshire. Burnley are GOING TO WEMBLY. 25th May and the smallest team in the CHAMPIONSHIP( league below the EPL.) now have a chance to be promoted despite finishing 5th and playing 61!! games this season.... and one possible £16million game left.
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Post by AshtonBlack » Wed May 13, 2009 10:36 am

The opening goal, is just outstanding. I wish I could get a clip of it to show you.

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Re: The round ball thread

Post by klr » Wed May 13, 2009 9:12 pm

AshtonBlack wrote:The opening goal, is just outstanding. I wish I could get a clip of it to show you.
Wait for the YouTube clip, young Padawan. :hum:

Meanwhile, Man Utd. have just come from behind (yet again) to beat Wigan 2-1 with a late goal (yet again) and now just need one point from their last two games to retain the title. Liverpool fans are presumably not amused :pissed: - that would be 18 titles each. To think that when Liverpool last won the title in 1990, Man U. had won the league only 7 times. :coffee:
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Post by cowiz » Thu May 14, 2009 8:55 pm

Well that's another season languishing in the 3rd tier. Stupid fucking Leeds Utd :cry:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu May 14, 2009 10:52 pm

Where is the round ball in that? :nono:

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Post by Trolldor » Fri May 15, 2009 10:44 am

That's Eggball, right?
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri May 15, 2009 12:55 pm

born-again-atheist wrote:That's Eggball, right?
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