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by colubridae » Wed May 12, 2010 9:33 pm
klr wrote:2-1 to Atletico AET. Both goals by Diego Forlan. Still a mystery why he couldn't hit a barn door at Man. U.
Shame never mind fulham did well going all the way.
Why does Forlan always remind me of Sally Gunnel.
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by klr » Wed May 12, 2010 9:41 pm
colubridae wrote:klr wrote:2-1 to Atletico AET. Both goals by Diego Forlan. Still a mystery why he couldn't hit a barn door at Man. U.
Shame never mind fulham did well going all the way.
Why does Forlan always remind me of Sally Gunnel.

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by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed May 12, 2010 10:51 pm
I shall be cheering Blackpool all the way to the premiership. No other side in the Championship beat Forest twice this season - they managed it 4 times! Cardiff can

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by virphen » Wed May 12, 2010 11:10 pm
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I shall be cheering Blackpool all the way to the premiership. No other side in the Championship beat Forest twice this season - they managed it 4 times! Cardiff can

Respect.
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by klr » Sat May 15, 2010 2:59 pm
0-0 at half time in the F.A. Cup final. Chelsea have hit the woodwork five (yes, FIVE) times. Kalou managed to hit the bar from four yards out. It was an even better chance than Portsmouth had just missed - at least Cech made a save that time. There was nearly a "1966 moment" when James turned a Drogba free-kick onto the underside of the crossbar before it bounced clear, but the whole of the ball was never over the line.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat May 15, 2010 4:08 pm
Chelsea somehow manage to only just scrape a 1-0 victory. They should have put 5 past Portsmouth but the woodwork must have been magnetised today!
2 missed penalties in an FA cup final - never happened before - and it's the double for Chelsea. An enjoyable game made more so by all of the missed chances and a few great saves at both ends.
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by virphen » Sat May 15, 2010 5:45 pm
They're still cunts, and they're still nothing more than a totally corrupt billionaire's wanking material.
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun May 16, 2010 1:47 am
virphen wrote:They're still cunts, and they're still nothing more than a totally corrupt billionaire's wanking material.
And Man United are...?
Is there some reason that a Russian billionaire is morally inferior to a family of American multi-millionaires?
If Burnley had done the double, I would have celebrated for a month!

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by redunderthebed » Sun May 16, 2010 5:40 am
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Is there some reason that a Russian billionaire is morally inferior
If it wasn't for roman chelski would be a mid-table side before he came around they hadn't won the league since 1955 and in recent history hadn't looked like doing so.Chelski are the ultimate rich boy plaything now Man Utd are not and never have being. So to compare a club that wouldn't have half the side it has without the money to a side that would have that side glaziers or no glaziers is crap and is just apart of the anti-man utd diatribes.
Man United was taken over against the will of its fans and the club at large (and its not the first time someone has tried we were close to being taken over by murdoch

). They have plunged us into shitloads of debt of which i suspect we will be with long after they have got bored and left (credit is easy to get when you can borrow it against the richest club in the world and a world class stadia).
Glaziers can fuck off we we're fine without the cunts.

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by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun May 16, 2010 3:01 pm
redunderthebed wrote:Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
Is there some reason that a Russian billionaire is morally inferior
If it wasn't for roman chelski would be a mid-table side before he came around they hadn't won the league since 1955 and in recent history hadn't looked like doing so.Chelski are the ultimate rich boy plaything now Man Utd are not and never have being. So to compare a club that wouldn't have half the side it has without the money to a side that would have that side glaziers or no glaziers is crap and is just apart of the anti-man utd diatribes.
Man United was taken over against the will of its fans and the club at large (and its not the first time someone has tried we were close to being taken over by murdoch

). They have plunged us into shitloads of debt of which i suspect we will be with long after they have got bored and left (credit is easy to get when you can borrow it against the richest club in the world and a world class stadia).
Glaziers can fuck off we we're fine without the cunts.

Man U
weren't a rich man's plaything - but they sure are now.

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by AshtonBlack » Sun May 16, 2010 3:25 pm
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:virphen wrote:They're still cunts, and they're still nothing more than a totally corrupt billionaire's wanking material.
And Man United are...?
Is there some reason that a Russian billionaire is morally inferior to a family of American multi-millionaires?
If Burnley had done the double, I would have celebrated for a month!

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by virphen » Sun May 16, 2010 10:15 pm
And now Preston NE, founder football league club and first Champions & Double Winners are facing a winding up order.
What a tragedy if they go to the wall.
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by redunderthebed » Mon May 17, 2010 4:43 am
virphen wrote:And now Preston NE, founder football league club and first Champions & Double Winners are facing a winding up order.
What a tragedy if they go to the wall.
I doubt the knobbers will go to the wall winding up orders at times aren't worth the paper they are printed on.
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