The Aussie Rules thread
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haha cant wait for it the cold days rugged up in front of the telly watching the footy.
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Port Adelaide 19.21 (135)
Geelong 7.9 (51)
Geelong 7.9 (51)
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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Trialling a team of rookies we were, in a practice match...redunderthebed wrote:Port Adelaide 19.21 (135)
Geelong 7.9 (51)
Just wait for the real season to begin...
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Geelong gained a dour, hard-fought 48 to 47 point victory over Saint Kilda in the opening match of the season...
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Yay that round is over.
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Only just saw this thread! Gah, can't believe I missed it!
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Lions supporter (have been since they were the Bears). Poor poor Brownie...
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Your lads were unlucky against freo it was a cracking game.Bolero wrote:Only just saw this thread! Gah, can't believe I missed it!
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Indeed. They should have won, really. Just couldn't pull it off.redunderthebed wrote:Your lads were unlucky against freo it was a cracking game.Bolero wrote:Only just saw this thread! Gah, can't believe I missed it!
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The only magpies worth supporting won today the port magpies!
Port Adelaide 9.9.63
Glenelg 9.7.61
Now beating jim's mob tomorrow might be a bit harder than beating those arrogant pricks/
Port Adelaide 9.9.63
Glenelg 9.7.61
Now beating jim's mob tomorrow might be a bit harder than beating those arrogant pricks/
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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And true to say it was...redunderthebed wrote:The only magpies worth supporting won today the port magpies!
Port Adelaide 9.9.63
Glenelg 9.7.61
Now beating jim's mob tomorrow might be a bit harder than beating those arrogant pricks/
A clinical Geelong defeated Port Adelaide by 79 points...
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This season is "re-building for the next premiership and maybe win a few games" season and i suspect the next couple will be similar.JimC wrote:And true to say it was...redunderthebed wrote:The only magpies worth supporting won today the port magpies!
Port Adelaide 9.9.63
Glenelg 9.7.61
Now beating jim's mob tomorrow might be a bit harder than beating those arrogant pricks/
A clinical Geelong defeated Port Adelaide by 79 points...
Keep the faith.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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The only 2 games you have to win are against Adelaide and Gold Coast, for 2 different reasons...
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Agreed and the first showdown for the year is on this week.JimC wrote:The only 2 games you have to win are against Adelaide
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
Little Russell was at school one morning and
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came out, fireman,
policeman, salesman,
chippy, captain of industry
etc. But Russell was being
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and so the teacher asked him about his
father.
Russell said "My father is an exotic dancer in
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of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really
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hotel room and let them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly set the other children
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The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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Won against the cows after being up by 34 points down. 
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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I am SO pleased for the Suns after last week's game (just snuck it in, but all good!). Sux to be a bunny team.
Sorry to any Port supporters out there.
Sorry to any Port supporters out there.
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