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Re: English butthurt

Post by Rum » Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:24 pm

Animavore wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:And, fucking give that northern bit back to Ireland, ffs! End the occupation!

Fuck off! We don't want it.
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Re: English butthurt

Post by Audley Strange » Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:49 pm

Animavore wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:And, fucking give that northern bit back to Ireland, ffs! End the occupation!

Fuck off! We don't want it.

I think N.I. should be part of New York even to cutting the fucking landmass off and shipping it over to Ellis Island.
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Re: English butthurt

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:53 pm

We don't need more Irish over here...

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Re: English butthurt

Post by The Curious Squid » Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:56 pm

rachelbean wrote:
John_fi_Skye wrote:
rachelbean wrote:It's simple, if someone is English, then they are English...if they are Scottish or Welsh or Northern Irish, then they are British! God Save the Queen! :{D
A Scot who does badly's generally Scottish - sometimes British. A Scot who does well is usually British - and sometimes, in moments of commentatorly ecstasy, even English. :tea:
Oh yes, I'm sorry, I did forget about the possibility of failure. Is an Englishman who fails also British, then :ask:
You've not even been in the country that long and you've nailed it.

And then the English wonder why everyone thinks they're arrogant.

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Re: English butthurt

Post by Rum » Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:58 pm

..I thought that was meant to be the Mericans. :coffee:

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Re: English butthurt

Post by The Curious Squid » Thu Aug 02, 2012 3:59 pm

They had good teachers...
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Re: English butthurt

Post by Animavore » Thu Aug 02, 2012 4:09 pm

The Curious Squid wrote:
rachelbean wrote:
John_fi_Skye wrote:
rachelbean wrote:It's simple, if someone is English, then they are English...if they are Scottish or Welsh or Northern Irish, then they are British! God Save the Queen! :{D
A Scot who does badly's generally Scottish - sometimes British. A Scot who does well is usually British - and sometimes, in moments of commentatorly ecstasy, even English. :tea:
Oh yes, I'm sorry, I did forget about the possibility of failure. Is an Englishman who fails also British, then :ask:
You've not even been in the country that long and you've nailed it.

And then the English wonder why everyone thinks they're arrogant.

But don't look at me, I'm Spanish :VSOP:
Remember Eddie Irvine, the Northern Irish F1 driver? Any time he done well he was the British driver according to the English commentators. When doing bad he was referred to as the Irishman.

In Ireland he was always Irish and he considered himself Irish.
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Re: English butthurt

Post by John_fi_Skye » Thu Aug 02, 2012 4:39 pm

rachelbean wrote:
John_fi_Skye wrote:
rachelbean wrote:
John_fi_Skye wrote:
rachelbean wrote:It's simple, if someone is English, then they are English...if they are Scottish or Welsh or Northern Irish, then they are British! God Save the Queen! :{D
A Scot who does badly's generally Scottish - sometimes British. A Scot who does well is usually British - and sometimes, in moments of commentatorly ecstasy, even English. :tea:
Oh yes, I'm sorry, I did forget about the possibility of failure. Is an Englishman who fails also British, then :ask:
Yep. English winners are English; English losers are British. You catch on fast - for a Yank. :tea:
I may be a Yank but I live in Wales...there are a few people who have opinions on such things, here :tea:
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Re: English butthurt

Post by Strontium Dog » Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:18 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:We don't need more Irish over here...
Really, because I heard you were desperarately short of driveway-tarmaccers and pony and trap riders.
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Re: English butthurt

Post by Rum » Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:33 pm

Let's all have a go at England!

..but let's suck on its rich tit too.

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Re: English butthurt

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:38 pm

Rum wrote:Let's all have a go at England!

..but let's suck on its rich tit too.
England is rich?

That's not fair.

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Re: English butthurt

Post by Rum » Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:42 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:
Rum wrote:Let's all have a go at England!

..but let's suck on its rich tit too.
England is rich?

That's not fair.
Richer than Scotland or Wales by any measure you care. They also benefit from taxes made on people in England too in terms of subsidy.

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Re: English butthurt

Post by Coito ergo sum » Thu Aug 02, 2012 5:46 pm

Rum wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:
Rum wrote:Let's all have a go at England!

..but let's suck on its rich tit too.
England is rich?

That's not fair.
Richer than Scotland or Wales by any measure you care. They also benefit from taxes made on people in England too in terms of subsidy.
It's not fair, though, right? Just because you're lucky enough to have been financially successful doesn't mean you should have more than they do. Share the wealth, why don't you?

and, if Scotland and Wales are such burdens on England, why don't you set them free?

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Re: English butthurt

Post by Pappa » Thu Aug 02, 2012 6:56 pm

rachelbean wrote:
John_fi_Skye wrote:
rachelbean wrote:
John_fi_Skye wrote:
rachelbean wrote:It's simple, if someone is English, then they are English...if they are Scottish or Welsh or Northern Irish, then they are British! God Save the Queen! :{D
A Scot who does badly's generally Scottish - sometimes British. A Scot who does well is usually British - and sometimes, in moments of commentatorly ecstasy, even English. :tea:
Oh yes, I'm sorry, I did forget about the possibility of failure. Is an Englishman who fails also British, then :ask:
Yep. English winners are English; English losers are British. You catch on fast - for a Yank. :tea:
I may be a Yank but I live in Wales...there are a few people who have opinions on such things, here :tea:
Nationality's just the start of it, lets start ranting about class next. I'm good at that. :mrgreen:

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