The round ball thread

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Re: The round ball thread

Post by redunderthebed » Fri May 08, 2009 12:46 pm

born-again-atheist wrote:No eggball?
I'm sure you could make another thread for that. :-)
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Re: The round ball thread

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri May 08, 2009 12:51 pm

redunderthebed wrote:
Yep. They are building a new stadium at Falmer now but it won't be open until next year - it took years to get the plans approved. My brother lives just down the road, so I get all the details.
Great :woot: i thought that was put on hold because they couldn't get the dosh. :think:

They knocked out Man City in the league cup this year. :hilarious:

@BAA That was coming i feared. :doh:
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Re: The round ball thread

Post by redunderthebed » Fri May 08, 2009 12:53 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
redunderthebed wrote:
Yep. They are building a new stadium at Falmer now but it won't be open until next year - it took years to get the plans approved. My brother lives just down the road, so I get all the details.
Great :woot: i thought that was put on hold because they couldn't get the dosh. :think:

They knocked out Man City in the league cup this year. :hilarious:

@BAA That was coming i feared. :doh:
They also have the distinction of being managed by both Peter Taylors - a favourite of pub quizzes!
:lol: I believe your forest have the distinction of knocking shitty out of the FA cup too at eastlands no less. :hilarious:
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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Re: The round ball thread

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri May 08, 2009 12:56 pm

redunderthebed wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
redunderthebed wrote:
Yep. They are building a new stadium at Falmer now but it won't be open until next year - it took years to get the plans approved. My brother lives just down the road, so I get all the details.
Great :woot: i thought that was put on hold because they couldn't get the dosh. :think:

They knocked out Man City in the league cup this year. :hilarious:

@BAA That was coming i feared. :doh:
They also have the distinction of being managed by both Peter Taylors - a favourite of pub quizzes!
:lol: I believe your forest have the distinction of knocking shitty out of the FA cup too at eastlands no less. :hilarious:
One of our rare highpoints this season! :mrgreen: 4-0!!!
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Re: The round ball thread

Post by redunderthebed » Fri May 08, 2009 1:02 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
redunderthebed wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
redunderthebed wrote:
Yep. They are building a new stadium at Falmer now but it won't be open until next year - it took years to get the plans approved. My brother lives just down the road, so I get all the details.
Great :woot: i thought that was put on hold because they couldn't get the dosh. :think:

They knocked out Man City in the league cup this year. :hilarious:

@BAA That was coming i feared. :doh:
They also have the distinction of being managed by both Peter Taylors - a favourite of pub quizzes!
:lol: I believe your forest have the distinction of knocking shitty out of the FA cup too at eastlands no less. :hilarious:
One of our rare highpoints this season! :mrgreen: 4-0!!!
Yeah from the point of view of a man utd supporter id say beating shitty is one of the best things you can do.
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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Re: The round ball thread

Post by obscured by clouds » Fri May 08, 2009 7:34 pm

Normal wrote:Here, you americunts!

:lay:

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Rename your stupid sport to what it should be called!

:hilarious: You got us there!

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Re: The round ball thread

Post by cowiz » Fri May 08, 2009 7:36 pm

Leeds U-fucking-nited

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Another fail!

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Re: The round ball thread

Post by redunderthebed » Sat May 09, 2009 2:29 am

pawiz wrote:Leeds U-fucking-nited

:cry:
We all hate leeds scum! We all hate leeds scum! We all hate leeds scum! :D
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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Re: The round ball thread

Post by Vikki » Sat May 09, 2009 2:40 am

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Victory til I die!

And if I'm taking an interest in EPL that week, I have a weak allegiance to Tottenham.
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Re: The round ball thread

Post by Vikki » Sat May 09, 2009 2:43 am

redunderthebed wrote:
obscured by clouds wrote:Oh! Sorry I thought this was for sports. ;)
Fuck off before i shove a flare up your arse. :Erasb: :mob:
SET FIRE TO THE TELSTRA DOME ETIHAD OLE.

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Re: The round ball thread

Post by Trolldor » Sat May 09, 2009 2:51 am

*poke*

I recognise you from somewhere... but where?
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Re: The round ball thread

Post by redunderthebed » Sat May 09, 2009 3:05 am

Vikki wrote:Image

Victory til I die!
.
We all hate tard scum! We all hate tard scum! WE HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE VICTORIAN! :D

Kevin Muscat is a pedophile. :Erasb: and Archie is gay. :)

Vikki wrote:
redunderthebed wrote:
obscured by clouds wrote:Oh! Sorry I thought this was for sports. ;)
Fuck off before i shove a flare up your arse. :Erasb: :mob:
SET FIRE TO THE TELSTRA DOME ETIHAD OLE.
:lol: With the tards in it improve the human gene pool.
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...

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Re: The round ball thread

Post by Vikki » Sat May 09, 2009 3:19 am

redunderthebed wrote:
Vikki wrote:Image

Victory til I die!
.
We all hate tard scum! We all hate tard scum! WE HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE VICTORIAN! :D

Kevin Muscat is a pedophile. :Erasb: and Archie is gay. :)

Vikki wrote:
redunderthebed wrote:
obscured by clouds wrote:Oh! Sorry I thought this was for sports. ;)
Fuck off before i shove a flare up your arse. :Erasb: :mob:
SET FIRE TO THE TELSTRA DOME ETIHAD OLE.
:lol: With the tards in it improve the human gene pool.
AHEM. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Image

New stadium, CAN'T FARKIN WAIT. :mrgreen:

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And also:

WTF? lol @ you picking on Muscat when that fat kent Cristiano, Cornthwaite and Galekovic = most spiteful players in the league. :pardon:

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Re: The round ball thread

Post by Vikki » Sat May 09, 2009 3:21 am

Trigger Warning!!!1! :
(I am secretly delighted to find an inbreed fan here. :qoti: ) IT IS FUN TO HATE THEM, them being CHOKERS AND ALL. :food:

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Re: The round ball thread

Post by redunderthebed » Sat May 09, 2009 5:18 am



New stadium, CAN'T FARKIN WAIT. :mrgreen:

Image


And also:

WTF? lol @ you picking on Muscat when that fat kent Cristiano, Cornthwaite and Galekovic = most spiteful players in the league. :pardon:
I can't wait to go there either better than the shitty docklands that for AFL not Football. :Erasb: Christiano Cornflakes and Eugene aren't dirty players but fucking Kevin Muscat is a dirty tard bastard. :lay: Archie Thompson just plain gives me the shits farken arrogant tard. :lay:

Can't wait for next season i want to go to the gold coast!. :woot:
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...

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