What martial art do you believe works

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Re: What martial art do you believe works

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Re: What martial art do you believe works

Post by mistermack » Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:26 am

Apologising and begging are good ones to start with, before you move on to crying real tears. Then, after years of practice, I finally mastered the art of wetting myself, only to be used in REALLY deadly situations. And don't forget the traditional finish, to cling to the opponents ankle and recite the ritual words "thank you Sir!, thank you, thank you,!" when they decide they'd really rather not touch you.

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Re: What martial art do you believe works

Post by Gallstones2 » Sat Oct 08, 2011 5:41 pm

leo-rcc wrote:In a 1 on 1 situation I'd say Jujitsu. More than 1 on 1, running really fast.


They say that Kung Fu is good for multiple assailants but I prefer Glock :stanley: :biggrin:
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Re: What martial art do you believe works

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Re: What martial art do you believe works

Post by Jason » Sun Oct 09, 2011 12:19 am

Wing Chun - no contest.
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Re: What martial art do you believe works

Post by Gallstones » Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:53 am

mistermack wrote:Apologising and begging are good ones to start with, before you move on to crying real tears. Then, after years of practice, I finally mastered the art of wetting myself, only to be used in REALLY deadly situations. And don't forget the traditional finish, to cling to the opponents ankle and recite the ritual words "thank you Sir!, thank you, thank you,!" when they decide they'd really rather not touch you.

It's always worked for me.
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Re: What martial art do you believe works

Post by Gawd » Sun Oct 09, 2011 2:57 am

I believe in methodically stalking and exacting revenge in a covert manner over a long time period.
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Re: What martial art do you believe works

Post by Gallstones » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:09 am

Gallstones2 wrote:
leo-rcc wrote:In a 1 on 1 situation I'd say Jujitsu. More than 1 on 1, running really fast.


They say that Kung Fu is good for multiple assailants but I prefer Glock :stanley: :biggrin:
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Re: What martial art do you believe works

Post by Gawd » Sun Oct 09, 2011 3:12 am

Gallstones wrote:
Gallstones2 wrote:
leo-rcc wrote:In a 1 on 1 situation I'd say Jujitsu. More than 1 on 1, running really fast.


They say that Kung Fu is good for multiple assailants but I prefer Glock :stanley: :biggrin:
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