The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by klr » Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:17 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Now this is quite a knock!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/32376031

Who needs KP anyway? :tea:
350 off 138 balls? He'll be in the IPL next year. He'll never see the Three Lions jersey. :tea:
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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Apr 22, 2015 11:27 pm

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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Apr 25, 2015 8:38 pm

Yay! Englandshire manage to get one on the scoreboard against the Windies. After their dogged defence in the last test, it looked to be going the same way again yesterday. But a batting collapse followed by two stalwart knocks by Cook and Ballance have done the job this time. :yes:
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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by klr » Tue Apr 28, 2015 11:11 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Yay! Englandshire manage to get one on the scoreboard against the Windies. After their dogged defence in the last test, it looked to be going the same way again yesterday. But a batting collapse followed by two stalwart knocks by Cook and Ballance have done the job this time. :yes:
Steady on, this is the modern Windies. Chanderpaul is about the only player in that side who remembers a time when the Windies could still beat England with regularity, at least in the Caribbean.
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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat May 30, 2015 1:17 pm

Well done, Alastair Cook - Englandshire's most hittingest batman! HUZZAH!
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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by Hermit » Sat May 30, 2015 3:32 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Well done, Alastair Cook - Englandshire's most hittingest batman! HUZZAH!
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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Jun 17, 2015 8:39 pm

My mate went to see England play at the cricket with his wife today. She wandered into the members area and found Willey, who went to get Wood and Root for her. She was delighted. :tea:
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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Fri Jul 10, 2015 11:17 am

There seem to be some ashes going on. Englandshire are doing rather well. :tea:
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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:02 pm

Well, it is nicely poised. Australia only need another 170 for their last wicket to win! Gonna be a close one, guys! :biggrin:
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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:15 pm

Ah well. You gave it a good shot. :hehe:

Mr. Mainwaring will need to do a little bit of thinking before the next test. :tea:
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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by JimC » Sun Jul 12, 2015 12:39 am

It being held in Wales, I blame Pappa...
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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Jul 12, 2015 12:47 am

JimC wrote:It being held in Wales, I blame Pappa...
Well you did get raped, I suppose... :tea:
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Re: The Cricket Thread: Second Innings

Post by JimC » Sun Jul 12, 2015 6:29 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
JimC wrote:It being held in Wales, I blame Pappa...
Well you did get raped, I suppose... :tea:
Brian Peacock wrote: :hehe:
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