Essendon? Usen't they have a very politically incorrect nickname?redunderthebed wrote:Western Bulldogs.klr wrote:Geelong versus ...JimC wrote:So, the Cats play the Dogs next week...
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Yep thats the one they are playing the scum (Adelaide Crows) in the first week of the finals.klr wrote:Essendon? Usen't they have a very politically incorrect nickname?redunderthebed wrote:Western Bulldogs.klr wrote:Geelong versus ...JimC wrote:So, the Cats play the Dogs next week...
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Maybe so but its a common nickname for teams accross Australia.
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I seem to have lost my smug. Has anyone seen my smug?
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Thats a grave crisis for a collywobbles fan.GabrielJBuckley wrote:I seem to have lost my smug. Has anyone seen my smug?

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Good win by the Cats over a fast finishing Bulldogs outfit gives us a vital 2 week break, which will help us get a few injured players fully right...
I have an interesting perspective over recent coaching appointments, and those who missed out. Many years ago, I taught both Damien Harwick (who got the Richmond job) and Darren Crocker (who missed out on the North position)
Damien was an arrogant, unpleasant boy, who played a very hard brand of football.
Darren was an equally good footballer, but one of nature's gentlemen...

I have an interesting perspective over recent coaching appointments, and those who missed out. Many years ago, I taught both Damien Harwick (who got the Richmond job) and Darren Crocker (who missed out on the North position)
Damien was an arrogant, unpleasant boy, who played a very hard brand of football.
Darren was an equally good footballer, but one of nature's gentlemen...
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Smug levels are critically low 

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Your remaining supplies may be devoured by Crows... :twisted:GabrielJBuckley wrote:Smug levels are critically low
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Well, the Doggies easily accounted for Brisbane, and will play St Kilda next week. I would tip the Saints...
Collingwood had a narrow win over Adelaide, and will play Geelong next week. Go Cats!
I'm still tipping a Saints vs Cats Grand Final...
Collingwood had a narrow win over Adelaide, and will play Geelong next week. Go Cats!
I'm still tipping a Saints vs Cats Grand Final...
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The cows lost and i just watched the local news seeing all the wankers crying fill my heart with joy hahahahaha you fucking smug wankers.



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I thought you'd be happy, even though you can't stand the Pies either... :twisted:redunderthebed wrote:The cows lost and i just watched the local news seeing all the wankers crying fill my heart with joy hahahahaha you fucking smug wankers.![]()
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My hatred for the cows outweighs my hatred for collingwood always so therefor as much as it makes me sick to cheer collingwood i forgot about it this week. Anyway the utter bullshit going around the local media about the cows winning the flag made the decision easier.JimC wrote:I thought you'd be happy, even though you can't stand the Pies either... :twisted:redunderthebed wrote:The cows lost and i just watched the local news seeing all the wankers crying fill my heart with joy hahahahaha you fucking smug wankers.![]()

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The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
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Saints vs Cats grand final i think ill support the saints they havent won a premiership since 1966 and it would be awesome to see them win another one.
GO YOU SAINTS.

GO YOU SAINTS.

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Sorry Red...redunderthebed wrote:Saints vs Cats grand final i think ill support the saints they havent won a premiership since 1966 and it would be awesome to see them win another one.![]()
GO YOU SAINTS.
Maybe when they learn to play when it gets tough... :twisted:
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Not that it's Aussie rules, but the Melboune Storm just won its 2nd Rugby Leage Grand Final in 4 consecutive appearances over 4 years...
We take a NSW game, and trounce them convincingly...
Melbourne rules!
We take a NSW game, and trounce them convincingly...
Melbourne rules!

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