That There World Cup of Winning Football.

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Re: That There World Cup of Winning Football.

Post by klr » Fri Jun 13, 2014 8:57 pm

It finished 5-1, but there were enough chances in the closing minutes to make it 7-2.
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Re: That There World Cup of Winning Football.

Post by Ian » Fri Jun 13, 2014 9:15 pm

I saw about five minutes of that game while I was getting my hair cut this afternoon. The place where I go caters to guys; they have TVs on the wall tuned to sporting events.

And that's probably all the World Cup I'll be watching.
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Re: That There World Cup of Winning Football.

Post by JimC » Fri Jun 13, 2014 9:50 pm

Hermit wrote:
FBM wrote:Wish I weren't so honest, but I'd be surprised if SK won a single contest this time, considering who they got grouped with and the fact that they are perennially mediocre at best.
Race you to the bottom. SK is ranked 24th out of 32 teams. One of its three first round opponents is actually ranked lower. Australia is ranked 30th. All of its three opponents are higher, and one of them is Spain, which is ranked 1st. The Wallabies will be hopping mad when they'll be tossed out of the competition after three matches without winning a single one of them, but they won't be surprised.
Socceroos, Hermit, not Wallabies; they're our rugby team, who actually have a chance at winning international matches...

Now if there were a world cup for Aussie rules, we'd piss it in! :{D
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Re: That There World Cup of Winning Football.

Post by klr » Fri Jun 13, 2014 9:54 pm

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FBM wrote:Wish I weren't so honest, but I'd be surprised if SK won a single contest this time, considering who they got grouped with and the fact that they are perennially mediocre at best.
Race you to the bottom. SK is ranked 24th out of 32 teams. One of its three first round opponents is actually ranked lower. Australia is ranked 30th. All of its three opponents are higher, and one of them is Spain, which is ranked 1st. The Wallabies will be hopping mad when they'll be tossed out of the competition after three matches without winning a single one of them, but they won't be surprised.
Socceroos, Hermit, not Wallabies; they're our rugby team, who actually have a chance at winning international matches...

Now if there were a world cup for Aussie rules, we'd piss it in! :{D
Cue a range of national stereotypes ... :hehe:

Anyway, Australia are playing Chile in a few minutes. What are you going to do about it? :toetap:
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Re: That There World Cup of Winning Football.

Post by FBM » Fri Jun 13, 2014 10:50 pm

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FBM wrote:Wish I weren't so honest, but I'd be surprised if SK won a single contest this time, considering who they got grouped with and the fact that they are perennially mediocre at best.
Race you to the bottom. SK is ranked 24th out of 32 teams. One of its three first round opponents is actually ranked lower. Australia is ranked 30th. All of its three opponents are higher, and one of them is Spain, which is ranked 1st. The Wallabies will be hopping mad when they'll be tossed out of the competition after three matches without winning a single one of them, but they won't be surprised.
On Tuesday, the Korean team got trounced 4-0 by 37th ranked Ghana. I'll see you down there at the bottom. :sigh:
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Re: That There World Cup of Winning Football.

Post by Hermit » Fri Jun 13, 2014 11:13 pm

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Hermit wrote:Australia is ranked 30th. All of its three opponents are higher, and one of them is Spain, which is ranked 1st. The Wallabies will be hopping mad when they'll be tossed out of the competition after three matches without winning a single one of them, but they won't be surprised.
Socceroos, Hermit, not Wallabies; they're our rugby team, who actually have a chance at winning international matches...
Yes, I know, but "the Socceroos will be hopping mad" doesn't have quite the right ring to it. Not many non-Australians get the conflation in Socceroo.
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Re: That There World Cup of Winning Football.

Post by Hermit » Fri Jun 13, 2014 11:18 pm

FBM wrote:
Hermit wrote:
FBM wrote:Wish I weren't so honest, but I'd be surprised if SK won a single contest this time, considering who they got grouped with and the fact that they are perennially mediocre at best.
Race you to the bottom. SK is ranked 24th out of 32 teams. One of its three first round opponents is actually ranked lower. Australia is ranked 30th. All of its three opponents are higher, and one of them is Spain, which is ranked 1st. The Wallabies will be hopping mad when they'll be tossed out of the competition after three matches without winning a single one of them, but they won't be surprised.
On Tuesday, the Korean team got trounced 4-0 by 37th ranked Ghana. I'll see you down there at the bottom. :sigh:
We're trailing Chile 1-2 at the moment. See you down there.
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Re: That There World Cup of Winning Football.

Post by Hermit » Sat Jun 14, 2014 12:06 am

Chile 3 - Australia 1 at full time. Chile had possession of the ball for 63% of the time. That pretty much tells the story.
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Post by FBM » Sat Jun 14, 2014 12:13 am

Well, we'll probably catch down with you on Tuesday, when we play Russia.
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Re: That There World Cup of Winning Football.

Post by JimC » Sat Jun 14, 2014 1:02 am

We are pretty good at netball and cricket...
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Post by Hermit » Sat Jun 14, 2014 1:46 am

:whisper: This is neither the wetball nor the farnarkeling world cup, Jim.
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JimC wrote:
Hermit wrote:
FBM wrote:Wish I weren't so honest, but I'd be surprised if SK won a single contest this time, considering who they got grouped with and the fact that they are perennially mediocre at best.
Race you to the bottom. SK is ranked 24th out of 32 teams. One of its three first round opponents is actually ranked lower. Australia is ranked 30th. All of its three opponents are higher, and one of them is Spain, which is ranked 1st. The Wallabies will be hopping mad when they'll be tossed out of the competition after three matches without winning a single one of them, but they won't be surprised.
Socceroos, Hermit, not Wallabies; they're our rugby team, who actually have a chance at winning international matches...

Now if there were a world cup for Aussie rules, we'd piss it in! :{D
And then drink from it - down in one, most likely - rinse and repeat! Piss is pretty much indistinguishable from Fosters, after all.
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Re: That There World Cup of Winning Football.

Post by SteveB » Sat Jun 14, 2014 5:20 am

In better sport's news, LA Kings won the Stanley Cup and I won $10 in a bet. :cheer:

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Re: That There World Cup of Winning Football.

Post by klr » Sat Jun 14, 2014 1:43 pm

Dammit, why is Japan v. Ghana on at 2am tomorrow morning my time? :what:

Oh, that's right, the Japs obviously paid a pile of Yen to get a good broadcast time for Japanese TV. I think I'll record that one, and make do with the other 3 live games this evening. :hehe:
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Post by Animavore » Sat Jun 14, 2014 3:04 pm

Oh. This is on?
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