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Re: Fitba

Post by John_fi_Skye » Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:24 pm

FBM wrote:a) I'm only marginally American these days.
b) I wasn't thinking when I posted that, so I should still be in the clear.
c) There is no c like that of a JimC.
If JimC put the "c" in "JimC", who put the "cunt" in "Scunthorpe"?
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Re: Fitba

Post by redunderthebed » Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:28 pm

John_fi_Skye wrote:
FBM wrote:a) I'm only marginally American these days.
b) I wasn't thinking when I posted that, so I should still be in the clear.
c) There is no c like that of a JimC.
If JimC put the "c" in "JimC", who put the "cunt" in "Scunthorpe"?
Nah that's scunthorpe united that put the cunt in scunthorpe.

Up the imps
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...

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Re: Fitba

Post by John_fi_Skye » Fri Dec 16, 2011 2:40 pm

redunderthebed wrote:
John_fi_Skye wrote:
FBM wrote:a) I'm only marginally American these days.
b) I wasn't thinking when I posted that, so I should still be in the clear.
c) There is no c like that of a JimC.
If JimC put the "c" in "JimC", who put the "cunt" in "Scunthorpe"?
Nah that's scunthorpe united that put the cunt in scunthorpe.

Up the imps
Never met a Lincoln City fan before - even virtually - and I had no idea you'd have such strong feelings about Scunthorpe United. So the "red" in "redunderthebed" has more to do with football allegiance than with covert communism, eh? :ask:
Pray, do not mock me: I am a very foolish fond old man; And, to deal plainly, I fear I am not in my perfect mind.

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Re: Fitba

Post by redunderthebed » Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:04 am

John_fi_Skye wrote:
redunderthebed wrote:
John_fi_Skye wrote:
FBM wrote:a) I'm only marginally American these days.
b) I wasn't thinking when I posted that, so I should still be in the clear.
c) There is no c like that of a JimC.
If JimC put the "c" in "JimC", who put the "cunt" in "Scunthorpe"?
Nah that's scunthorpe united that put the cunt in scunthorpe.

Up the imps
Never met a Lincoln City fan before - even virtually - and I had no idea you'd have such strong feelings about Scunthorpe United. So the "red" in "redunderthebed" has more to do with football allegiance than with covert communism, eh? :ask:
Bit of both.......i'm a football obsessive i follow lincoln casually but my main team is Adelaide United (they play in red too) for much the same reason as you support queen of the south i was born and bred in South Australia and Adelaide United is the only team from South Australia in our national league.

Quick google search shows that queen of the south are having a crap season like Adelaide United we can be miserable together! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cry:
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...

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Re: Fitba

Post by John_fi_Skye » Sat Dec 17, 2011 9:39 am

redunderthebed wrote:
John_fi_Skye wrote:
redunderthebed wrote:
John_fi_Skye wrote:
FBM wrote:a) I'm only marginally American these days.
b) I wasn't thinking when I posted that, so I should still be in the clear.
c) There is no c like that of a JimC.
If JimC put the "c" in "JimC", who put the "cunt" in "Scunthorpe"?
Nah that's scunthorpe united that put the cunt in scunthorpe.

Up the imps
Never met a Lincoln City fan before - even virtually - and I had no idea you'd have such strong feelings about Scunthorpe United. So the "red" in "redunderthebed" has more to do with football allegiance than with covert communism, eh? :ask:
Bit of both.......i'm a football obsessive i follow lincoln casually but my main team is Adelaide United (they play in red too) for much the same reason as you support queen of the south i was born and bred in South Australia and Adelaide United is the only team from South Australia in our national league.

Quick google search shows that queen of the south are having a crap season like Adelaide United we can be miserable together! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cry:
Aye. Not our best so far. But we live in hope, eh?

Re your Trolldor quote, as the old saying goes, I'd rather have a bottle in front o me than a frontal lobotomy.
Pray, do not mock me: I am a very foolish fond old man; And, to deal plainly, I fear I am not in my perfect mind.

Blah blah blah blah blah!

Memo to self: no Lir chocolates.

Life is glorious.

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Re: Fitba

Post by redunderthebed » Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:32 am

John_fi_Skye wrote: Aye. Not our best so far. But we live in hope, eh?

Re your Trolldor quote, as the old saying goes, I'd rather have a bottle in front o me than a frontal lobotomy.
Yeah we lost 3-0 to the bottom team however they fired our dipshit manager he can fuck off back to the netherlands. :cheer:

That quote was commenting on an catholic cardinal from Australia of whom his brain short circuited every time he opened his gob on social issues he made gobbels look progressive the old cunt.
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...

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Re: Fitba

Post by John_fi_Skye » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:21 am

redunderthebed wrote:
John_fi_Skye wrote: Aye. Not our best so far. But we live in hope, eh?

Re your Trolldor quote, as the old saying goes, I'd rather have a bottle in front o me than a frontal lobotomy.
Yeah we lost 3-0 to the bottom team however they fired our dipshit manager he can fuck off back to the netherlands. :cheer:

That quote was commenting on an catholic cardinal from Australia of whom his brain short circuited every time he opened his gob on social issues he made gobbels look progressive the old cunt.
We lost 5-1. Oh well. :(
Pray, do not mock me: I am a very foolish fond old man; And, to deal plainly, I fear I am not in my perfect mind.

Blah blah blah blah blah!

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Life is glorious.

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Re: Fitba

Post by klr » Sun Dec 18, 2011 2:04 pm

"Meanwhile ..."

Just watched Barcelona thrash Santos 4-0 to win the World Club Championship thingy. The competition doesn't really matter, it's just a chance to watch Messi and Co. run riot again. :smoke:
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Re: Fitba

Post by redunderthebed » Sun Dec 18, 2011 2:18 pm

klr wrote:"Meanwhile ..."

Just watched Barcelona thrash Santos 4-0 to win the World Club Championship thingy. The competition doesn't really matter, it's just a chance to watch Messi and Co. run riot again. :smoke:
:hehe:

I remember when Adelaide United got into that mickey mouse tourney we we're one match away from playing Manchester United. :shock:

Ended up finishing 5th after beating ah-ahly the african champs.
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...

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Re: Fitba

Post by klr » Sun Dec 18, 2011 2:22 pm

redunderthebed wrote:
klr wrote:"Meanwhile ..."

Just watched Barcelona thrash Santos 4-0 to win the World Club Championship thingy. The competition doesn't really matter, it's just a chance to watch Messi and Co. run riot again. :smoke:
:hehe:

I remember when Adelaide United got into that mickey mouse tourney we we're one match away from playing Manchester United. :shock:

Ended up finishing 5th after beating ah-ahly the african champs.
Al Ahly and Zamalek are such fierce rivals in Cairo that sometimes they have to go to the likes of Greece to get a reliable referee for a game between them. Now that sounds like a derby match to savour ... from a safe distance. :hehe:
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Re: Fitba

Post by redunderthebed » Sun Dec 18, 2011 2:29 pm

klr wrote:
redunderthebed wrote:
klr wrote:"Meanwhile ..."

Just watched Barcelona thrash Santos 4-0 to win the World Club Championship thingy. The competition doesn't really matter, it's just a chance to watch Messi and Co. run riot again. :smoke:
:hehe:

I remember when Adelaide United got into that mickey mouse tourney we we're one match away from playing Manchester United. :shock:

Ended up finishing 5th after beating ah-ahly the african champs.
Al Ahly and Zamalek are such fierce rivals in Cairo that sometimes they have to go to the likes of Greece to get a reliable referee for a game between them. Now that sounds like a derby match to savour ... from a safe distance. :hehe:
So i heard :hehe:

Zamalek would of being celebrating the goal that won it for united.



A local channel put the game on HD channel and of course at the time noone fucking had a HD set top box or tv. :roll:

I know a few Adelaide United fans who bought a set top box for the game. :hehe:
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...

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