If JimC put the "c" in "JimC", who put the "cunt" in "Scunthorpe"?FBM wrote:a) I'm only marginally American these days.
b) I wasn't thinking when I posted that, so I should still be in the clear.
c) There is no c like that of a JimC.
Fitba
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Pray, do not mock me: I am a very foolish fond old man; And, to deal plainly, I fear I am not in my perfect mind.
Blah blah blah blah blah!
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Nah that's scunthorpe united that put the cunt in scunthorpe.John_fi_Skye wrote:If JimC put the "c" in "JimC", who put the "cunt" in "Scunthorpe"?FBM wrote:a) I'm only marginally American these days.
b) I wasn't thinking when I posted that, so I should still be in the clear.
c) There is no c like that of a JimC.
Up the imps
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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Never met a Lincoln City fan before - even virtually - and I had no idea you'd have such strong feelings about Scunthorpe United. So the "red" in "redunderthebed" has more to do with football allegiance than with covert communism, eh?redunderthebed wrote:Nah that's scunthorpe united that put the cunt in scunthorpe.John_fi_Skye wrote:If JimC put the "c" in "JimC", who put the "cunt" in "Scunthorpe"?FBM wrote:a) I'm only marginally American these days.
b) I wasn't thinking when I posted that, so I should still be in the clear.
c) There is no c like that of a JimC.
Up the imps
Pray, do not mock me: I am a very foolish fond old man; And, to deal plainly, I fear I am not in my perfect mind.
Blah blah blah blah blah!
Memo to self: no Lir chocolates.
Life is glorious.
Blah blah blah blah blah!
Memo to self: no Lir chocolates.
Life is glorious.
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Bit of both.......i'm a football obsessive i follow lincoln casually but my main team is Adelaide United (they play in red too) for much the same reason as you support queen of the south i was born and bred in South Australia and Adelaide United is the only team from South Australia in our national league.John_fi_Skye wrote:Never met a Lincoln City fan before - even virtually - and I had no idea you'd have such strong feelings about Scunthorpe United. So the "red" in "redunderthebed" has more to do with football allegiance than with covert communism, eh?redunderthebed wrote:Nah that's scunthorpe united that put the cunt in scunthorpe.John_fi_Skye wrote:If JimC put the "c" in "JimC", who put the "cunt" in "Scunthorpe"?FBM wrote:a) I'm only marginally American these days.
b) I wasn't thinking when I posted that, so I should still be in the clear.
c) There is no c like that of a JimC.
Up the imps
Quick google search shows that queen of the south are having a crap season like Adelaide United we can be miserable together!
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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Aye. Not our best so far. But we live in hope, eh?redunderthebed wrote:Bit of both.......i'm a football obsessive i follow lincoln casually but my main team is Adelaide United (they play in red too) for much the same reason as you support queen of the south i was born and bred in South Australia and Adelaide United is the only team from South Australia in our national league.John_fi_Skye wrote:Never met a Lincoln City fan before - even virtually - and I had no idea you'd have such strong feelings about Scunthorpe United. So the "red" in "redunderthebed" has more to do with football allegiance than with covert communism, eh?redunderthebed wrote:Nah that's scunthorpe united that put the cunt in scunthorpe.John_fi_Skye wrote:If JimC put the "c" in "JimC", who put the "cunt" in "Scunthorpe"?FBM wrote:a) I'm only marginally American these days.
b) I wasn't thinking when I posted that, so I should still be in the clear.
c) There is no c like that of a JimC.
Up the imps
Quick google search shows that queen of the south are having a crap season like Adelaide United we can be miserable together!
Re your Trolldor quote, as the old saying goes, I'd rather have a bottle in front o me than a frontal lobotomy.
Pray, do not mock me: I am a very foolish fond old man; And, to deal plainly, I fear I am not in my perfect mind.
Blah blah blah blah blah!
Memo to self: no Lir chocolates.
Life is glorious.
Blah blah blah blah blah!
Memo to self: no Lir chocolates.
Life is glorious.
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Yeah we lost 3-0 to the bottom team however they fired our dipshit manager he can fuck off back to the netherlands.John_fi_Skye wrote: Aye. Not our best so far. But we live in hope, eh?
Re your Trolldor quote, as the old saying goes, I'd rather have a bottle in front o me than a frontal lobotomy.
That quote was commenting on an catholic cardinal from Australia of whom his brain short circuited every time he opened his gob on social issues he made gobbels look progressive the old cunt.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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We lost 5-1. Oh well.redunderthebed wrote:Yeah we lost 3-0 to the bottom team however they fired our dipshit manager he can fuck off back to the netherlands.John_fi_Skye wrote: Aye. Not our best so far. But we live in hope, eh?
Re your Trolldor quote, as the old saying goes, I'd rather have a bottle in front o me than a frontal lobotomy.
That quote was commenting on an catholic cardinal from Australia of whom his brain short circuited every time he opened his gob on social issues he made gobbels look progressive the old cunt.
Pray, do not mock me: I am a very foolish fond old man; And, to deal plainly, I fear I am not in my perfect mind.
Blah blah blah blah blah!
Memo to self: no Lir chocolates.
Life is glorious.
Blah blah blah blah blah!
Memo to self: no Lir chocolates.
Life is glorious.
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"Meanwhile ..."
Just watched Barcelona thrash Santos 4-0 to win the World Club Championship thingy. The competition doesn't really matter, it's just a chance to watch Messi and Co. run riot again.
Just watched Barcelona thrash Santos 4-0 to win the World Club Championship thingy. The competition doesn't really matter, it's just a chance to watch Messi and Co. run riot again.
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klr wrote:"Meanwhile ..."
Just watched Barcelona thrash Santos 4-0 to win the World Club Championship thingy. The competition doesn't really matter, it's just a chance to watch Messi and Co. run riot again.
I remember when Adelaide United got into that mickey mouse tourney we we're one match away from playing Manchester United.
Ended up finishing 5th after beating ah-ahly the african champs.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
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Al Ahly and Zamalek are such fierce rivals in Cairo that sometimes they have to go to the likes of Greece to get a reliable referee for a game between them. Now that sounds like a derby match to savour ... from a safe distance.redunderthebed wrote:klr wrote:"Meanwhile ..."
Just watched Barcelona thrash Santos 4-0 to win the World Club Championship thingy. The competition doesn't really matter, it's just a chance to watch Messi and Co. run riot again.
I remember when Adelaide United got into that mickey mouse tourney we we're one match away from playing Manchester United.
Ended up finishing 5th after beating ah-ahly the african champs.
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So i heardklr wrote:Al Ahly and Zamalek are such fierce rivals in Cairo that sometimes they have to go to the likes of Greece to get a reliable referee for a game between them. Now that sounds like a derby match to savour ... from a safe distance.redunderthebed wrote:klr wrote:"Meanwhile ..."
Just watched Barcelona thrash Santos 4-0 to win the World Club Championship thingy. The competition doesn't really matter, it's just a chance to watch Messi and Co. run riot again.
I remember when Adelaide United got into that mickey mouse tourney we we're one match away from playing Manchester United.
Ended up finishing 5th after beating ah-ahly the african champs.
Zamalek would of being celebrating the goal that won it for united.
A local channel put the game on HD channel and of course at the time noone fucking had a HD set top box or tv.
I know a few Adelaide United fans who bought a set top box for the game.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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