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Post by redunderthebed » Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:12 pm

That was not a fucking red card against timmy cahill yellow maybe not a red and harden the fuck up and stop being a sook and handing out cards for dissent. :lay:

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Re: fucking referee

Post by Animavore » Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:15 pm

How was that not a red card?!
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:17 pm

Animavore wrote:How was that not a red card?!
It looked red to me - tomato coloured = red, doesn't it? :dono:
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Re: fucking referee

Post by Animavore » Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:18 pm

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Animavore wrote:How was that not a red card?!
It looked red to me - tomato coloured = red, doesn't it? :dono:
It was more red than Australia's embarrassment.
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Re: fucking referee

Post by redunderthebed » Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:23 pm

Animavore wrote:How was that not a red card?!
He went down faster than a choir boy offered a chocolate bar and milkshake. :nono:
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Re: fucking referee

Post by Animavore » Sun Jun 13, 2010 9:26 pm

redunderthebed wrote:
Animavore wrote:How was that not a red card?!
He went down faster than a choir boy offered a chocolate bar and milkshake. :nono:
Wouldn't you go down that fast if you were viciously swiped like an unattended handbag.
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Re: fucking referee

Post by HomerJay » Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:23 pm

Definitely red.

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Post by Feck » Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:26 pm

HomerJay wrote:Definitely red.

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Sort of a day_glo orange/red to me but you never can tell with digital images ....
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Re: fucking referee

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:31 pm

Slightly orange perhaps but I would say it was more redder than it was orangey.
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Post by RuleBritannia » Sun Jun 13, 2010 11:04 pm

Four red cards in eight matches so far, 50% is pretty high.
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Re: fucking referee

Post by virphen » Sun Jun 13, 2010 11:19 pm

Stupid prat didn't learn from the friendly against NZ where he only got a yellow for a much worse tackle.

I called it orange too... he was clearly trying to pull out, but still came through with both legs from behind. A red card was fair enough.

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Re: fucking referee

Post by AnInconvenientScotsman » Sun Jun 13, 2010 11:43 pm

It was never a red. No intent and the contact was made with the legs. The only situation in which a red could be given for a tackle from behind without malicious intent is if the tackle is two-footed. It was definitely a yellow but never a red.
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Re: fucking referee

Post by redunderthebed » Tue Jun 15, 2010 5:05 am

HomerJay wrote:Definitely red.

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:pawiz: You wouldn't be saying that if it was an engerland player.
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Re: fucking referee

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:45 am

redunderthebed wrote:
HomerJay wrote:Definitely red.

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:pawiz: You wouldn't be saying that if it was an engerland player.
We would. The card would still be red.
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