The round ball thread

For (slightly) serious discussion of things involving balls and a lot of effort (that aren't sex!)
Post Reply
J.A.Poisson
Posts: 304
Joined: Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:33 am
Contact:

Re: The round ball thread

Post by J.A.Poisson » Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:36 pm

TBickle wrote: Tottenham
Get out.

User avatar
virphen
Posts: 1451
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:37 am
About me: "that fairy-fingering ass-raping space lizard"

One year own my home planet = 3 on earth.
Location: Orbit.

Re: The round ball thread

Post by virphen » Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:38 pm

They let Sperz fans post here? Really?

How disappointing.

User avatar
Damien Karras
Posts: 21
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:58 am
About me: Degenerate motorcycle scum; godless, drink-sodden barbarian; cheeky chappie and occasional user of the phrase "pim-hole".
Location: Louisiana now, back to UK in June
Contact:

Re: The round ball thread

Post by Damien Karras » Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:19 am

J.A.Poisson wrote:
TBickle wrote: Tottenham
Get out.
Good man. "Stroke" woman.
Cheers
Simon
---
Man rides extremely long way on motorbike, drinking beer and rubbishing Our Lord all the while:
http://www.horizonsunlimited.com/tstories/fitzpatrick/

RDF refugee. Will work for drinks.

User avatar
Damien Karras
Posts: 21
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:58 am
About me: Degenerate motorcycle scum; godless, drink-sodden barbarian; cheeky chappie and occasional user of the phrase "pim-hole".
Location: Louisiana now, back to UK in June
Contact:

Re: The round ball thread

Post by Damien Karras » Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:20 am

virphen wrote:They let Sperz fans post here? Really?

How disappointing.
Good man/ass raping space lizard.
Cheers
Simon
---
Man rides extremely long way on motorbike, drinking beer and rubbishing Our Lord all the while:
http://www.horizonsunlimited.com/tstories/fitzpatrick/

RDF refugee. Will work for drinks.

User avatar
TBickle
Posts: 23
Joined: Wed Feb 24, 2010 7:30 pm
Location: The Vatican
Contact:

Re: The round ball thread

Post by TBickle » Thu Feb 25, 2010 6:38 am

virphen wrote:They let Sperz fans post here? Really?

How disappointing.
Trust me, the level of animosity people may feel against Spurs and those who support them is nothing compared to the amount of self-loathing and contempt that comes with being a spurs fan.

User avatar
Xamonas Chegwé
Bouncer
Bouncer
Posts: 50939
Joined: Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:23 pm
About me: I have prehensile eyebrows.
I speak 9 languages fluently, one of which other people can also speak.
When backed into a corner, I fit perfectly - having a right-angled arse.
Location: Nottingham UK
Contact:

Re: The round ball thread

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:46 pm

TBickle wrote:
virphen wrote:They let Sperz fans post here? Really?

How disappointing.
Trust me, the level of animosity people may feel against Spurs and those who support them is nothing compared to the amount of self-loathing and contempt that comes with being a spurs fan.
You fuckers stole our FA Cup! :lay: Gascoigne should have seen red ages before his leg went!
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing :nono:
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur

User avatar
klr
(%gibber(who=klr, what=Leprageek);)
Posts: 32964
Joined: Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:25 pm
About me: The money was just resting in my account.
Location: Airstrip Two
Contact:

Re: The round ball thread

Post by klr » Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:48 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:
TBickle wrote:
virphen wrote:They let Sperz fans post here? Really?

How disappointing.
Trust me, the level of animosity people may feel against Spurs and those who support them is nothing compared to the amount of self-loathing and contempt that comes with being a spurs fan.
You fuckers stole our FA Cup! :lay: Gascoigne should have seen red ages before his leg went!
It was 1991. Spurs. Year of the One. All that. :eddy:
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers

It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson

:mob: :comp: :mob:

User avatar
redunderthebed
Commie Bastard
Posts: 6556
Joined: Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:13 pm
About me: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate and wine in each hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
Location: Port Lincoln Australia
Contact:

Re: The round ball thread

Post by redunderthebed » Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:27 am

Image

Image



:biggrin: :shiver:
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...

User avatar
virphen
Posts: 1451
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:37 am
About me: "that fairy-fingering ass-raping space lizard"

One year own my home planet = 3 on earth.
Location: Orbit.

Re: The round ball thread

Post by virphen » Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:12 am

Why is it whenever there is a brutal, leg-breaking tackle the player who commits it is always described as "not that sort of player".

Does that sort of player not exist? Where are all these leg-breaking types of players hiding, and why are the regular, non leg-breaking players taking all the blame?

User avatar
redunderthebed
Commie Bastard
Posts: 6556
Joined: Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:13 pm
About me: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate and wine in each hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
Location: Port Lincoln Australia
Contact:

Re: The round ball thread

Post by redunderthebed » Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:19 am

virphen wrote:Why is it whenever there is a brutal, leg-breaking tackle the player who commits it is always described as "not that sort of player".

Does that sort of player not exist? Where are all these leg-breaking types of players hiding, and why are the regular, non leg-breaking players taking all the blame?
I think most players aren't dirty and do not want to hurt there fellow player knowing that they are all trying to make a living and put food on the table for their family.

Although there is some players that *are* dirty and once they are in the mood they don't give a fuck. Example of this are Kevin Muscat Danny Tiatto Roy Keane (sad because he was a great player) etc.

I assume you were inspired to ask this question by the sickening tackle by ryan shawcross of stoke city. I don't think he is dirty and when he was sent off he was in tears at the sight of aaron ramsey being taken off straight to an ambulance with an oxygen mask. :( Whereas Kevin Muscat would do that and just stand there and argue the red card and be shitty that they dare sent him off (and he got sued by matty holmes for breaking his leg in a tackle).
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...

User avatar
virphen
Posts: 1451
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:37 am
About me: "that fairy-fingering ass-raping space lizard"

One year own my home planet = 3 on earth.
Location: Orbit.

Re: The round ball thread

Post by virphen » Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:24 am

Oh, I don't doubt that Shallcross had no intent to hurt Ramsay like he did, but the recklessness of tackles like that is surely a characteristic of "that sort of player"?

The other point on my mind in regards to that incident is what on earth could so called "fans" be thinking when they launch into a rendition of "one leg, he's only got one leg" when a player is that badly hurt. Scum.

User avatar
redunderthebed
Commie Bastard
Posts: 6556
Joined: Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:13 pm
About me: "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate and wine in each hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
Location: Port Lincoln Australia
Contact:

Re: The round ball thread

Post by redunderthebed » Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:32 am

virphen wrote:Oh, I don't doubt that Shallcross had no intent to hurt Ramsay like he did, but the recklessness of tackles like that is surely a characteristic of "that sort of player"?

The other point on my mind in regards to that incident is what on earth could so called "fans" be thinking when they launch into a rendition of "one leg, he's only got one leg" when a player is that badly hurt. Scum.
No just a moment of madness methinks and a mistimed tackle more than anything.

I wouldn't call them scum taking the piss out of the opposition is the bread and butter of fans the world over sometimes they overstep the mark and not to mention they were probably pissed as a newt when they did it as it was the late kickoff (if i remember correctly) people brains go when alcohol is involved.

I stand in the north end of hindmarsh stadium Adelaide United's home ground where the fans that will stand up and sing are.When i go to games and its almost always a nighttime/late arvo kickoff.The lads have had at least a good 4 hours of so of swilling beer sometimes more and of course there is from time to time some pretty unsavory chanting and singing because everyone's good judgment is out of the window.

Not saying its right just explaining the reason why it happens in most cases. ;)
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."

Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote: One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...

User avatar
virphen
Posts: 1451
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:37 am
About me: "that fairy-fingering ass-raping space lizard"

One year own my home planet = 3 on earth.
Location: Orbit.

Re: The round ball thread

Post by virphen » Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:39 am

I've been in those sorts of crowds, and I know what it's like.

I also know how quickly crowds can sort out arsewipes who take it too far if they have a mind too.

It was a definite minority (most of the Stoke crowd were clapping him off the pitch from what I saw) but they're still scum. Just like the ones who sing about the Munich air disaster to ManUre fans, or those who used to make the hissing sound at sperz. Or those who sung to Beckham that they wanted his kid to get cancer.

Alcohol is not a legal excuse for anything, and it's not a moral excuse for being an utter wanker.

J.A.Poisson
Posts: 304
Joined: Tue Nov 03, 2009 7:33 am
Contact:

Re: The round ball thread

Post by J.A.Poisson » Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:30 am

virphen wrote:Why is it whenever there is a brutal, leg-breaking tackle the player who commits it is always described as "not that sort of player".

Does that sort of player not exist? Where are all these leg-breaking types of players hiding, and why are the regular, non leg-breaking players taking all the blame?
Are you John Nic in disguise?

User avatar
virphen
Posts: 1451
Joined: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:37 am
About me: "that fairy-fingering ass-raping space lizard"

One year own my home planet = 3 on earth.
Location: Orbit.

Re: The round ball thread

Post by virphen » Tue Mar 09, 2010 1:56 am

J.A.Poisson wrote: Are you John Nic in disguise?
I can't even read that guy's articles, they bore the pants off me.

Oh, and mind your distribution son :shifty: .

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests