For (slightly) serious discussion of things involving balls and a lot of effort (that aren't sex!)
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Elessarina
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by Elessarina » Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:43 am
James Ormond & Mark Waugh
Ormand had just come out to bat on an Ashes tour and was greeted by Mark Waugh.
MW: "fuck me, look who it is. Mate, what are you doing out here? There's no way you're good enough to play for England."
JO: "Maybe not, but at least I'm the best player in my family."
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redunderthebed
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by redunderthebed » Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:32 am
My favorite
Tony Greig & David Hookes
Tony Greig Have your balls dropped yet sonny?
David Hookes Maybe not but at least i play for my own country.
Trolldor wrote:Ahh cardinal Pell. He's like a monkey after a lobotomy and three lines of cocaine.
The Pope was today knocked down at the start of Christmas mass by a woman who hopped over the barriers. The woman was said to be, "Mentally unstable."
Which is probably why she went unnoticed among a crowd of Christians.
Cormac wrote:
One thing of which I am certain. The world is a better place with you in it. Stick around please. The universe will eventually get around to offing all of us. No need to help it in its efforts...
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Elessarina
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by Elessarina » Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:40 am
Douglas Jardine had appeared at the door of the Australian dressing room, objecting that he had heard himself described as a "bastard" on the field. Vic Richardson, the vice-captain, turned to his team. "All right, which one of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?"
It is a vignette that unravels every tangled strand of the bitter "Bodyline" tour of 1932-33. As always, there are variations on the tale. Some claim that Jardine was actually complaining on behalf of Harold Larwood; others attribute the sublime response to Bill Woodfull.
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Animavore
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by Animavore » Sun Jul 26, 2009 10:42 am
Is 'sledging' something people get up to in the local park late at night?
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.
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